The Man your Momma warned you about's blog: "A LAZY NATION WE ARE"

PEOPLE ITS NOT THAT HARD TO GO INTO PHOTO BUCKET AND SIZE YOUR PICS BEFORE POSTING THEM TO YOUR PAGE , SOMEONE SHOWS UP ON YOUR PAGE CHECKS YOU OUT YOU GO TO THERE PAGE TO CHECK THEM OUT AND ALL THERE PHOTOS ARE THE SIZE OF A POSTAGE STAMP COME ON PEOPLE WTF ITS NOT THAT HARD MAKE YOUR PHOTOS TO 1K SIZE SOME OF US ARE GETTIND OLD AND HAVE TROUBLE SEEING. OR MAYBE THATS IT IN A NUT SHELL. MAYBE SOME OF YOU ARE WORRIED WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO SEE YOUR STRECTH MARKS OR THAT YOUR HAIR IS STARTING TO FALL OUT,OH AND LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT ZIT. I SAY START RATING THE PHOTOS BY SIZE IF THERE NO BIGGER THAN A POSTAGE STAMP THAN THATS WHAT KIND OF RATING THAY DESERVE IF THEY DONT WANT TO TAKE THE TIME TO SIZE THEM THEN WHY TAKE THE TIME TO RATE TAKE SOME PRIDE IN YOUR SELF AND YOUR PROFILE

GOOD TIMES DIE HARD .. BUT IT HAS COME TO THAT POINT IN MY WEEK THAT I MUST RETURN TO WORK. IF I HEPPEN ACROSS A TRUCK STOP THAT HAS A COMP. I CAN USE I WILL BE STOPIN TO CHECK ON FRIENDS AN FANS THANK YOU ALL FOR A WONDER TIME THIS WEEKEND A I HOPE TO SEE AN TALK TO YOU THIS COMMING ONE. DONT DRINK AND DRIVE, BECAUSE I AM OUT THERE AN I JUST MIGHT RUN OVER YOU IN MY BIG TRUCK. AND REMEMBER PLAY NICE QUIETMAN

TWO IRISH BOYS PAT AN MICK ARE OUT BAR HOPPING ONE NIGHT, AS THAY STUMBLE INTO THE PUB MICK LOOKS AT THE BARTENDER AND SAYS GIVE US A SHOT AN BEER THE BARTENDER TELLS THEM (AW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE BOTH OF YOU ARE 3 SHEETS TO THE WIND ) MICK TELL THE B-TENDER WE CAN DRINK A LEPERCON UNDER THE TABLE GIVE US ASHOT AND A BEER, AS THE MAN BEGINS TO POUR PAT ASKS HIM WHERE IS THE BATHROOM AT THE MAN TELLS HIM TO GO TO THE END OF THE BAR MAKE A RIGHT GO THROUGH THE THE DOOR AND ITS THE FIRST DOOR ON THE RIGHT AS PAT HEADS TO THE BATHROOM MICK CHATS WITH THE BARTENDER, AS HE REACHES DOWN PICKS UP THE SHOT JUST AS HE GETS IT TO HIS LIPS THAY HEAR A BLOOD CURLING SCREEM MICK DROPS THE SHOT ON THE BAR AND ASKS WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT THE BARTENDER TELLS HIM I THINK IT WAS YOUR FRIEND IN THE BATHROOM YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO CHECK ON HIM MICK SAYS AW FUCK EM HE WILL BE ALL RIGHT GIVE ME ANOTHER SHOT FOR THE ONE I SPILLED, THE B-TENDER SETS HIM UP ANOTHER AND JUST AS HE GETS IT TO HIS LIPS AGAIN ANOTHER SCREEM THIS TIME HE DROPS THE SHOT ON THE FLOOR AND ASKED AGAIN WHAT WAS THAT THE MAN TELLS HIM ITS YOUR FRIEND IN THE BATHROOM GO CHECK ON HIM. AS MICK STAGGERS INTO THE BATHROOM ASKS PAT WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING. PAT LOOKS UP CRYING AND SAYS OH MICKEY LAD TANK GOD YOU SHOWED UP I TOOK A GOOD HEATHLY SHIT BUT WHEN I PUSH THE LEVER TO FLUSH I GET SUCH A TERRIBLE PAIN IN MY NUTS I CANT STAND IT!!! MICK LOOKS AT HIM AND SAYS WHAT DO YOU EXPECT YOU DRUNKIN ASSHOLE YOUR SITTING ON THE MOP BUCKET AN RINGER..