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1. BACKUP: What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
2. BARCODE: The fighting rules down at the local tavern
3. BUG: The reason you give for calling in sick
4. BYTE: What the pit bull did to cousin Jim Bob
5. CACHE: What you have to resort to when you run out of food stamps
6. CHIP: Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
7. CRASH: When you go to Junior's party uninvited
8. DIGITAL: Counting on your fingers
9. DISKETTE: A female disco dancer
10. FAX: The only thing the FBI is interested in
11. HACKER: Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
12. INTERNET: Where cafeteria workers put their hair
13. KEYBOARD: Where you hang the keys to the tractor
14. MAC: Big Bubbas favorite fast food
15. MODEM: I.Q. comparison (as in "He's mo' dumb than y'all")
16. MOUSE PAD: Where Mickey and Minnie live
17. NETWORK: Scooping up a big fish before it breaks the line
18. ONLINE: Where to walk when taking the sobriety test
19. ROM: Where the Pope lives
20. SCREEN: The thing that helps keep the "skeeters" (mosquitoes) off the porch
21. SERIAL PORT: A red wine you drink with breakfast
22. SUPERCONDUCTOR: Amtrak's employee of the year
23. TERMINAL: Time to call the undertaker
