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Here you go...Your first laugh of the New Year!!! Hope it's a good one!!! A housewife is having an affair during the day, while her husband is at work. She takes her lover to the bedroom, not aware that her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company. Boy:"Dark in here." Man:"Yes it is." Boy:"I have a baseball." Man:"That's nice." Boy:"Want to buy it?" Man:"No, thanks." Boy:"My dad's outside." Man:"OK, how much?" Boy:"$250." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together. Boy:"Dark in here." Man:"Yes, it is." Boy:"I have a baseball glove." Man:"That's nice." Boy:"Want to buy it?" Man:"No, thanks." Boy:"Ill tell." Man:"How much?" Boy:"$750." Man:"Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy,"Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!" The boy says,"I can't. I sold them." The father asks,"How much did you sell them for?" The son says,"$1,000." The father says,"That's terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door. The boy says,"Dark in here." The priest says,"Don't start that sh*t again."

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hey I hope you had a great nights sleep. and a great day, talk to you soon?

Hey, doll...Thought I'd drop by and give ya a reason to smile today...so here goes!!!...Q : How many women with PMS , does it take to change a light bulb? A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

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