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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
--Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulger's, though. All forms of indulgence: Sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be: they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will fuck until they are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex. What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance. Okay...so they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first. Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???Bring it on! Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them.
They also have a BIG wet thing for scent. Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex. Or you may find them shaggin in a garden or a greenhouse...to smell the dirt: After all, they are Earth signs.
TAURUS:. The Tramp
> Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long
> relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely
> outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of need.
> Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as
> ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to
> #### with. Are the most sexiest people on earth!
TAURUS- The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very
romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative.
Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at
telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it
comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.
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 As soft and sweet as the kiss of a gummi bear.
You generally reserve your kisses for people you really, truly care about. And when the two of you finally lock lips, it's tender, sweet and fit for a greeting card. If your kiss was a photograph, it would be in soft focus. If your kiss was a hot dog, it would be a vegetarian hot dog. Everyone you kiss loves your kisses, because they're better than sweet iced tea on an August afternoon.
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