Hi, I'm jennifer. I have a son that was born on st. pattys day. When I get bored, I like to paint my toenails with peanut butter then try to lick it off. I also like to braid my armpit hair. I am 4'7" tall. I enjoy watching cars drive by while bathe in the front yard. Its weird though, they always speed up. This one time at band camp, I stuck a trombone in my pussy. That poor kid never did get his trombone back. oh well. Sometimes, I like to fart in cups then sniff them. I just like the way they smell. I am a big beleiver in recycling, so I drink sewer water, wear dirty underwear, and I dont flush the toilet. Its smart though, at least it keeps my roommate mike from drinking from the toilet, usually. I dont know how to keep him from pissing in the sink and jacking off in the shower. or was it the other way around? i dont know. Anyways, back to me! me!! me!!! I just love my purple pocket rocket. The battery runs down quick, though. ever take a crap so big your pants fit better. I have, It was green. There were chunks of corn and what appeared to be a baby squirrel in it.