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49 Year Old · Male · From Omaha, NE · Joined on June 27, 2007 · Born on March 1st
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49 Year Old · Male · From Omaha, NE · Joined on June 27, 2007 · Born on March 1st
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I am 3'4" (only because I had my arms and legs amputated). My close friends call me stumpy. I have one lazy eye and one glass eye so it's confusing as hell when I talk to people. I was born with a tail but I'm glad I never had it removed because with no arms and legs it makes it possible to get around somewhat.
I would like to meet a woman with both arms and feet (since I don't have mine it would make it difficult for both of us to get around). I also love alot of back hair. There is nothing like a woman with shag carpeting on her back. I don't like even numbered fingers or toes so if you want to hang with me odd numbered is what it has to be. I hate thumbs so I'd prefer you not have any. Of course if you are missing both thumbs but still have all your fingers then that would be an even number and I can't really ask you to cut off a finger just for me. So I guess one thumb would be OK. I guess that's all I'm looking for in a woman. If you meet my high standards and qualifications let's talk.
I'm not looking to just "hook up". I am looking for a great friend that may possibly lead to more. I want to find that person that makes me go crazy with just a soft kiss. I am a romantic unselfish guy and am looking for someone who won't take advantage of that. I want to find that person that turns my head every time she walks past me. I love movies, art (creating art on viewing art), outdoors, music, or just hanging out and talking. I am passionate about life and know what I want out of life. I want to find someone I can give myself completely to. If you want to find out more about me just let me know and I will tell you anything you want.

49 Year Old · Male · From Omaha, NE · Joined on June 27, 2007 · Born on March 1st

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