JOSH: My wife is so naughty.She always kidding with me.Friend: how..?JOSH: yesterday I went home.and I put my hands on her eyes.She said: Its you the Aidan
If I got your smile, I do not need flowers,If I got your voice, I do not need music,If you speak to me I do not need anybody else,If you are my friennd I do not need the world!
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...Without Information, Fighting Everytime!WIFE says: No darling , it means :-With Idiot For Ever.
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? becoz i am so lucky, do you know how? becoz God lovez me.Do you know how? becoz he gave me a gift. Do you know what? its yoU my friend...
Wife working on a computer said:Suggest a password.Husband: My Penis.Wife fell down from the chair laughing.BecauseComputer said:Rejected"PASWORD TOO SHOT"
Wife working on a computer said:Suggest a password.Husband: My Penis.Wife fell down from the chair laughing.BecauseComputer said:Rejected"PASWORD TOO SHOT".