Old and past it if I ever find out what it is.
I look in the mirror and wonder who is this old fart looking back at me?
My friends say I have a great personality so I guess I am just fucking ugly.Therefore I guess I should dress like Kenny off south park with a hood up and dark glasses.
I don't claim to be rich, I don't claim to be smart, I don't claim to have a big willy, I am not a super stud, I am neither cute nor sweet, I do however have an attitude, I am often grumpy and speak my mind (what little there is left of it). I am like the old ugly mongrel dog no one wants, extremely loyal to my friends, nice to those who treat me well but not afraid to bite you in the arse if you treat me bad no matter who you are.
All that beauty and the beast rubbish or the ugly duckling who turned into a swan is just a crock. If your born ugly then hope you grow up stupid cause the only thing worse than being ugly is knowing it.Ah well time to don the brown paper bag and toodle off down to the pub with my mate John Merrick (he's the good looking one). They say life is too short and it's true. One minute your a teenager with hope and full of angst, the next minute your old and past it and your not sure what it is or whether you were even part of it. Live every day like it's your last and one day you will be right.

Anyway anyone brave enough to be my friend will find I only give tens so if you need my help tell me.

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