Im a retired Air Force intelligence officer. I returned from Iraq last October after sustaining a career ending injury from a grenade blast in June 2006, which left me in this nice motorized wheelchair! Ive seen plenty of combat, but never have I seen the the amount of terror on a dissatisfied womens face who has just experienced PMS(Putting up with Mens Stupdity) I am a national motivational speaker, comedian, singer song-writer and puppeteer. I write books on sex relations and I don't mean wham bam thank you maa'm. It's about connecting with your mate. I write books for men who are "romantically challenged. I have a law degree and two masters which doesn't mean much if my I can't help no one. 4 ways to get rid of an annoying man 1. Grab him by the hand and make him think you want him then scratch your thigh and say "DON'T YOU HATE THOSE YEAST INFECTIONS" 2. If he says "what's your sign you say "DO NOT ENTER" 3. He wants to spend the night and says "how do you like your eggs?" say "UNFERTILIZED" 4. Haven't I seen you before? You say "NO AND THAT'S WHY I'M NOT COMING BACK HERE AGAIN!"
How many times has someone said something and you just knew you knew what they were saying! I was lonely until I saw her face I was thristy until she came When I rubbed her back I knew my rap was back when I touched her spine I knew that gal was gonna be mine But when I pulled her tit I really knew how It finally felt TO MILK A COW!
