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64 Year Old · Female · From Lebanon, IN · Invited by: 553382 · Joined on June 15, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on September 29th · 6 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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64 Year Old · Female · From Lebanon, IN · Invited by: 553382 · Joined on June 15, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on September 29th · 6 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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F, 48
Lebanon, IN

fubar Bulletin!MAKE STICKY!
the coach for y...


M, 35 Body: Body: Send this right after u read it,
something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow.
Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed
w/ relationship problems 4-10 years.
If yYou MUST pass this angel on to at least 3 people within the hour of receiving this email.
After you do, make a wish.

If you have passed it on, your wish will come true and love will come your way shortly.

You're...
My friend,
My companion,
Through good times and bad,
My friend,
My buddy,
Through happy and sad,
Beside me you stand,
Beside me you walk,
You're there to listen,
You're there to talk,
With happiness,
With smiles,
With pain and tears,
I know you'll be there, throughout the years!

You are all good friends to mEe and I am grateful to you.

Send this to all your good friends online to show them you are friends.
If you get this back from:
1 person - you are lonely
2 people - you have a couple friends, but not many
3 people - you have a few friends...
4 people - you have some friends...
5 people - you have several friends!!
6 people - you have many friends!!
7 people - you are SOOOO loved!!!ou send this in 15 mins. your safe.
Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm.


Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually
like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that
semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash,
so suck a dick and save a smile.

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard .......................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't Fucking care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After sex
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal
Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!!

IF YOU BREAK THIS YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW AND AWFUL SEX FOR A YEAR! REPOST THIS AND YOU WILL FIND AMAZING SEX WITHIN ONE MONTH 16_winksmile.gif





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subject: TRUTH/DARE (repost)
date: 2007-11-08 05:13:47


PLAY TRUTH/DARE with Shai!!!
(& be honest)


I dare you to tell me the truth:

Four things you want to know about me:
01.
02.
03.
04.

Three things you like about me:
01.
02.
03.

Two things you don't like about me:
01.
02.

My best feature:
01.

Two things you want to do with me:
01.
02.

One word that describe me:
01.


One question for me:
01.

repost this see how many people do this to you

Just copy and send to me...







Hello, Pretty Lady!

You have been hit.
You have been considered one of the 10 prettiest ladies with a kind, warm and loving heart. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 10 pretty ladies with kind, warm and loving hearts. If you get hit again you know you're really pretty and kind. So hit 10 pretty ladies to let them know they are pretty - both on the inside and the outside - and that they are loved and cared for.

SEND THIS TO PRETTY LADIES, TO BRIGHTEN THEIR DAY, INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU! REMIND LADIES TO BE INFORMED, AWARE AND BE CHECKED FOR THEIR HEALTH'S SAKE. TELL THEM THAT NO ONE WANTS TO LOSE THEM - AFTER ALL, THEY ARE PRETTY LADIES WITH KIND, WARM LOVING HEARTS......

All you are asked to do is keep this circulating (even if to one person).

In memory of anyone you know that has been struck by cancer






Hello, Pretty Lady!

You have been hit.
You have been considered one of the 10 prettiest ladies with a kind, warm and loving heart. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 10 pretty ladies with kind, warm and loving hearts. If you get hit again you know you're really pretty and kind. So hit 10 pretty ladies to let them know they are pretty - both on the inside and the outside - and that they are loved and cared for.

SEND THIS TO PRETTY LADIES, TO BRIGHTEN THEIR DAY, INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU! REMIND LADIES TO BE INFORMED, AWARE AND BE CHECKED FOR THEIR HEALTH'S SAKE. TELL THEM THAT NO ONE WANTS TO LOSE THEM - AFTER ALL, THEY ARE PRETTY LADIES WITH KIND, WARM LOVING HEARTS......

All you are asked to do is keep this circulating (even if to one person).

In memory of anyone you know that has been struck by cancer



Like sands in an hour glass I
see my tear drops fall
As memories return and remind
me, of what I miss the most

I'm reminded of the good times
two once shared together
I remember how my hopes did
soar to believe they were the one

But over time, selfishness, and
harsh words that made me cry
I watched as happiness grew
to be a candles flickering flame

Those memories never seem to
weaken with the passage of time
I feel cheated of what for me was
such an easy gift to share

Warmth, sincerity, attentiveness
a partner who listened to me
One who gave love passionately
never demanding anything of me

Someone who's eyes were filled
with laughter, making me smile
Whose strong arms were always
willing to comfort me when sad

I watch as my hour glass of tears
grows short along with hope
Hope I will find the courage to
take a chance on love again











64 Year Old · Female · From Lebanon, IN · Invited by: 553382 · Joined on June 15, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on September 29th · 6 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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My Dear Online Friends.....Got this from someone...It is so true.......Online friends are people we may never meet.... We see pictures, we see cams...It isn't the same.... We grow close...We care and love one another.... One day we may not hear from one another.... Our hearts will break... All we see is a name on messenger but the person we don't see anymore..... We pray....."Please come back".... All I ask is you remember me in the good times we had..... Keep me close to your heart....Friends forever... Pass this on to all your friends....If I get it back.... I know you care
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You are a "Truly Special" friend of mine and I wanted you to know how much our friendship means to me. Please click on the "Click Here To Get The Code" button at the bottom of this message, and send this to everyone that is "Truly Special" to you and let them know how you feel!

if you recieve:
-----------------
1 - 3 ( Awww, a couple people really care about you! )
4 - 6 ( Damn, you are loved aren't you! )
7 - 12 ( WOW! Your friends absolutly adore you!!! )

pic to follow with this it wilTHE HORMONE HOSTAGE

The Hormone Hostage Knows That There Are Days In The Month When All A Man Has To Do Is Open His Mouth & He Takes His Life Into His Own Hands! This Is A Handy Guide That Should Be As Common As A Driver's License In The Wallet Of Every Husband, Boyfriend, Co-Worker, Or Significant Other!



DANGEROUS:

SAFER:

SAFEST:

ULTRA SAFE:


WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

CAN I HELP YOU WITH DINNER?

WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR DINNER?

HERE, HAVE


SOME WINE.


ARE YOU WEARING THAT?

WOW, YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN BROWN!

WOW!


LOOK AT YOU!

HERE, HAVE


SOME WINE.


WHAT ARE YOU SO WORKED UP ABOUT?

COULD WE BE OVERREACTING?

HERE'S MY PAYCHECK.

HERE, HAVE

SOME WINE.


SHOULD YOU BE EATING THAT?

YOU KNOW, THERE AREA LOT OF APPLES LEFT.

CAN I GET YOU A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE WITH THAT?

HERE, HAVE

SOME WINE.


WHAT DID YOU DO ALL DAY?

I HOPE YOU DIDN'T OVER-DO IT TODAY.

I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU IN THAT ROBE!

HERE, HAVE

SOME MORE

WINE.






12 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:

1. PASS MY SHOTGUN

2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING

3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE

4. PUFFY MID-SECTION

5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK

6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS

7. PARDON MY SOBBING

8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE

9. PASS MY SWEATS

10. POOR MOOD SYNDROME

11. PACK MY STUFF




& MY FAVORITE ONE

12. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT




Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends & those who might need a good laugh!!

(...OR TO MEN WHO MAY NEED WARNING!!)




REMEMBER: MONEY TALKS, BUT CHOCOLATE ROCKS!!




Idols

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
1. Am I
[]cute
[]sexy
[]ugly
2. if you had me alone would you
[]kiss me
[]sleep with me
[]ask me to leave
3. what type am I
[]marry
[]date
[]fuck buddy
[]non of the above
4. What do you think of my personality
[]nice
[] ok
[]ass hole
5. If I was walking in the rain would you
[]pick me up
[]leave me walking
6. do you think I would be_____in bed
[] good
[] great
[] bad
7. If you saw me in a club would you first
[] buy me a drink
[]talk to me
[] ignore me
8. If we hooked up what would the first dat be like
[] movie
[] dinner
[] makeout
9. tell me three secrets about you
1
2
3
10. tell me three things you like about me
1
2
3
Now send this bak to me with the answers, be honest, and then repost as real Dating

4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry ).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15. The beach.
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you
19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS
24. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
25. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
26. Your first kiss (the very first).
27 Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
28. Playing with a new puppy.
29. Having someone play with your hair.
30. Sweet dreams.
31. Hot chocolate.
32. Road trips with friends.
33. Swinging on swings.
34. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
35. Making chocolate chip cookies.
36. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
37. Holding hands with someone you care about.
38. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
39. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.
40. Watching the sunrise.
41. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
42. Knowing that somebody misses you.
43. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
44. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.
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