Tequila Christmas CakeIngredients:1 cup of water1 tsp baking soda1 cup of sugar1 tsp salt1 cup of brown sugarLemon juice4 large eggsNuts 1 bottle tequila2 cups of dried fruitSample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour onelevel cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat onecup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is stillOK. Try another cup…just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy.Break 2 1 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If thefried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window.finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.Cherry Mistamas!!
"I promise you my heartI promise you my lifeI promise we'll never be apartI promise not to hurt youI promise to never make you cryI promise to always trust youI promise not to lieI promise you foreverI promise you my respectI promise to do things rightI promise to always be thereI promise until the endI promise to always love youI promise to be your best friendI promise you my loveI promise you my lifeI promise this foreverI promise our friendship is my lifeYour the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,Your the STAR to my BURST,Your the M to my M,Your the POP to my TART,Your the MILKY to my WAY,Your the FRUIT to my LOOP,Your the MILK to my DUDS,Your the LUCKY to my CHARMS,Your the ICE to my CREAM,But mostly....Your the BEST to my FRIENDFAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.Send this heart 2 at least 15 people... including me... if u care 4 me!!!Let's see how many hearts you get!!!!All the best...........¶¶¶¶¶¶............¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..¶¶¶¶¶......¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶..........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶..............¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶..................¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶......................¶¶¶¶FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore thisREAL FRIENDS: Will send it back 2 uI'm waiting...... it's friendship week"
Today is I love you day!!I LOVE YOU! Send to 7 people you love dearly whether it's friendship love or real love. If you get 5 back your spoiled!__________, .-'Y _^-,______, .-'^H E , -^_^-, .._, .-'^ R S , .-^_______..|_.. H E , .-^____________k__.., .-^________________i________________________ss________________________kis_______________________skiss_______________________kissk______________________isskiss____________________kisskisskis__________________skisskisskisski________________sskisskisskisskissk______________isskisskisskisskisskiss____________kisskisskisskisskisskisskis_________skisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss_______kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskissk______isskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss______kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskis_______skisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskis~*~*~YOU'VE JUST BEEN KISSED~*~*~
imikimi - Customize Your World!