~Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says,"I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the dice, and yells,"Come on, Southern girl needs new clothes!" As the dice bounce and come to a stop, she jumps up and down and squeals,"Yes! Yes! I won! I won!" She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings, and her clothes, and quickly departs. The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks,"What did she roll?" The other answers,"I don't know, I thought you were watching." ~ LOLTGIF!Thank you for stopping by. You have a good one.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

According to a new U.N. report, the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted. Which is pretty bad when they originally predicted it would destroy the planet. Now, it affects the human race :D ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)Hot...Hot...Hot... have to cool down....LOL

A woman starts dating a doctor. She eventually becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman,"I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle.""Do you think it will work?" she asks."It's worth a try," he says. The doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation, he goes to the priest and says,"Father, you're not going to believe this.""What happened?" asks the priest."You gave birth to a child!""But that's impossible!" says the priest."I just did the operation," insists the doctor."It's a miracle! Here's your baby." About 15 years go by, and the priest realizes he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says,"Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says,"What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies,"I am your mother. The archbishop is your father." ~ LOLI hope your weekend is sunny. My girlfriend and I are going to the Rhubarb Festival and to the cabin up north for the weekend. Relax and enjoy your weekend my friend.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

A husband exclaims to his wife one day,"Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off."What's wrong?" he asks. She answers,"Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie? ~ LOL....LOL...LOL..Thank you for stopping by. You have a magnificent evening!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

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I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.~leaving you love, smiles and hugs,meow meow:)

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The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.~leaving you love, smiles and hugs, Linda

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Love means to commit yourself without guarantee~leaving you love, smiles and hugs,Linda

THANK YOU FOR THE VISIT, THE DRINKS AND FOR THE SWEET LOVIN'. HAPPY HUMP DAY. IT'S TIME TO HUMP AROUND. NOW, GET IN LINE...LOL. YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE! .xoxoxo, JULIET aka MODELA (*_*)