Due to a power outage, only one paramedicresponded to the call. Thehouse was very dark so the paramedic askedKathleen, a 3-yr old girlto hold a flashlight high over her mommy so hecould see while hehelped deliver the baby.Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while,Connor was born.The paramedic lifted him by his little feet andspanked him on hisbottom. Connor began to cry.The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her helpand asked thewide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about whatshe had just witnessed.Kathleen quickly responded,"He shouldn't havecrawled in there inthe first place......smack his ass again
CHINESE SICK DAYHung Chow calls into work and says,"Hey, I no come work today, Ireal ly sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."The boss says,"You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."Two hours later Hung Chow calls again."I do what you say and I feel great.I be at work soon......... You got nice house."
one dark night when the moon was green around the coner set a shit mashine. a shot was fire and a scream was heard and (any name here)was hit with a flying terd
one dark night two dead boys came out to fight; back to back face to face. pulled out a soward and shot each other; a deaf police man heard the noise.came out to areast the two dead boys. now if you dont belive this pack of lies, ask the blind man he saw it with his own two eyes.
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