DOG LOVER'S ONLY NEED APPLYMY LIFE IS IN THE PHOTO'S. MY LIFE HAS REVOLVED AROUND MY DOGS FOR THE LAST YEAR AND A HALF SINCE BEING SINGLE. I HAVE NEVER MARRIED AND HAVE NO CHILDREN. THIS IS MY SECOND POSTING ON THIS LIST AND BOY O BOY HAVE I GOT STORIES!!!! IF YOUR LOOKING TO SIT AROUND AND DRINK BEER AND HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME PLEASE MOVE ON!!!!!!!!! I AM LOOKING TO MEET THE LAST WOMAN I EVER HAVE TO LOOK AT. QUITE SIMPLE ONE WOULD THINK HUH? NOT EVEN CLOSE. THE DYNAMICS OF MEETING ONLINE ARE SO INCREDIBLY SCREWED UP THAT EINSTEIN WOULD'NT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FIGURE THEM OUT. ABOUT ME. I AM JOE AND GREW UP IN THE NORTHWEST SUBURBS. I HAVE NO FAMILY TO SPEAK OF AND AM RESILIENT AS A RESULT OF THAT. I AM EMPLOYED AND AM PROUD TO BOAST THAT IM IN THE TOP PERCENTILE NATIONALLY AT MY PROFESSION. BETWEEN MY JOB AND THE DOGS THERE ISNT A TON LEFT OVER. IM O.K. WITH THAT RIGHT NOW. OF COURSE IVE HAD PROBLEMS IN MY LIFE, BUT WHO HAS'NT. I DONT COME WITHOUT FAULT, BUT AM STRIVING TOWARDS PERFECTION. IM HIGHLY INTELLIGENT, ARTICULATE, AND DRIVEN. I DESIRE THE SAME IN A MATE. I WANT CHILDREN. I SMOKE CIGARETTES AND DRINK ON OCCASION. I AM NOT A BARFLY. USUALLY MY FREE TIME IS SPENT AT HOME WITH MY DOGS; BOB, LARRY, ZOE, AND CHLOE. IF YOU FIND YOURSELF ATTRACTED TO ME AND THE DOGS THEN FORWARD A PHOTO OF YOURSELF WITH A LITTLE DESCRIPTION PLEASE. AT THAT POINT IF I AM INTERESTED I WILL REPLY BACK. I DON'T WANT TO ENGAGE IN ENDLESS EMAIL TAG AS THIS IS TERRRIBLY COUNTERPRODUCTIVE. YOU SHOULD BE READY TO CONVERSE ON THE PHONE AS THIS IS THE ONLY BAROMETER INTO A PERSONS TRUE PERSONALITY WITHOUT ACTUALLY MEETING. EMAIL OFFERS NOTHING!!! WHAT IF WE PLAYED KEYBOARD TAG FOR A WEEK THEN ACTUALLY SPOKE ON THE PHONE AND THERE WAS ALOT OF DEAD-AIR? DEAL BREAKER!! I NEED INTELLECTUAL STIMULATION. I NEED TO BE CHALLENGED. I NEED EVERYDAY WITH YOU TO OFFER EXCITEMENT AND HOPE FOR THE FUTURE. REMEMBER, YOUR THE LAST WOMAN I EVER WANT TO MEET. (IN THAT TENSE) THIS IS CERTAINLY NOT ROCKET SCIENCE. BUT IT BECOMES SEEMINGLY MORE DIFFICULT AS TIME PASSES. PLEASE BE HONEST, SINCERE, AND ATTRACTIVE. I KNOW I AT LEAST DESERVE THAT!!! keep in mind i am looking for a relationship. this is an appropriate medium considering my circumstance.