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54 Year Old · Male · Joined on May 5, 2007 · Born on January 1st
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  • Someone ⇒ AlanB
    maybe iam and maybe iam not
    Best Holiday Comments!


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  • Toxic SinAlanB
    Thanks for stopping by leaving love on my page.Rated your profile and became your fan.Please if you would take the time to fan meit would greatly be appreciated. Hope you have a great night,ToXic SiN

    16 years ago · Reply
  • RandomMyHeadAlanB
    YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI!!!SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL THAT U THINK ARE SEXI-IF U GOT 1 BACK THEN U ARE UGLY PPL JUST SENT U THIS TO BE NICE-IF U GOT 2 BACK UR BETTER THAN UGLY-IF U GET 3 BACK UR OKAY-IF U GET 4 BACK THEN U ARE PRETTY-IF U GET 5 BACK THEN U ARE FREAKIN SEXI-AND IF YOU GET MORE THAN THAT EVERYBODY THINKS YOUR FUCKIN FINE""

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  • RandomMyHeadAlanB
    REAL FRIEND TEST ! This is pretty GOOD..I expect it back too! I especially like the last sentence!!!!!! A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!) A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears..A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight. A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you! A simple friend reads this e-mail and deletes it. A real friend passes it on and sends it back to you! Pass this on to anyone you care about......if you get it back you have no beginning, no end. It keeps us together, like our Circle of Friends. Today I pass this on to you. Pass it on to someone who is a friend to you...INSTANTLY WHEN YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER, YOU'RE REQUESTED TO SEND IT TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU. When you are down to nothing ... God is up to something

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  • RandomMyHeadAlanB
    I REALLY FELT LIKE FUCKING YOU TODAY SO...YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED BADLY!!!Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! Keep reading and you will find out that this is not some gay thing.RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F.U.C.K buddies are!!! ^_^

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  • Someone ⇒ AlanB
    I stopped by rated you an"11" and fanned ya...If you get a chance stop by my place :)


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  • JesstheeangelAlanB
    "I promise you my heartI promise you my lifeI promise we'll never be apartI promise not to hurt youI promise to never make you cryI promise to always trust youI promise not to lieI promise you foreverI promise you my respectI promise to do things rightI promise to always be thereI promise until the endI promise to always love youI promise to be your best friendI promise you my loveI promise you my lifeI promise this foreverI promise our friendship is my lifeYour the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,Your the STAR to my BURST,Your the M to my M,Your the POP to my TART,Your the MILKY to my WAY,Your the FRUIT to my LOOP,Your the MILK to my DUDS,Your the LUCKY to my CHARMS,Your the ICE to my CREAM,But mostly....Your the BEST to my FRIENDFAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.Send this heart 2 at least 15 people... including me... if u care 4 me!!!Let's see how many hearts you get!!!!All the best...

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  • RandomMyHeadAlanB
    IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!..._...|..____________________, ,....../ ..---___________----_____|]=...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/.....), ---.(_(__) /....// (..) ), ----"...//___//..//___//.//___//WE TRUE HOMIESWE RIDE TOGETHERWE DIE TOGETHERsend this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE"

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  • RandomMyHeadAlanB
    YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 10 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X.X.X""Send this heart 2 at least 15 ppl including me if u care 4 me!!!and if u get at least 10 back you will get good newz within 15 Min!!!Let's see many hearts you get!!!!All the best plz do!........¶¶¶¶¶¶............¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶......¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶. ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶......¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶.........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶...........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶............¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶.............¶¶¶¶¶¶...............¶¶

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  • Freak of the Ir...AlanB
    thanks for the rates

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