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"Scientific America" carried the first magazine automobile ad in 1898. The Winton Motor Car Company of Cleveland, OH, invited readers to"dispense with a horse". ----- In France - Captain Sarret made the first parachute jump from an airplane in 1918. ----- The first paperback book was printed - by Penguin Publishing in 1935. **** HAVE A GREAT DAY , AND REMEMBER, JOKES FOR THE DAY ARE ON MY PAGE, STOP BY FOR A GRIN, OR A GIGGLE.

Sometimes vanilla ice cream looks as if it has bits of chocolate in it, as if only that could make the flavor acceptable. What are those dark specks, anyway? If you thought they might be parts of vanilla beans, you're right. But they're only the flavorless residue of the bean. Companies put them in just for show, to prove that they used real beans and not artificial flavor. **** HAVE A GREAT DAY , AND REMEMBER, JOKES FOR THE DAY ARE ON MY PAGE, STOP BY FOR A GRIN, OR A GIGGLE.

TAKING A BREAK FROM MARRIAGE JOKES TODAY - Should children witness childbirth: Here's your answer. Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen,a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could See while he helped deliver the baby... Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed And pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.. Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.....smack his ass again!' If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you! ******** HAVE A WONDERFULLY WONKEY WEEKEND. DAILY JOKES ARE ON MY PAGE.

DID YOU KNOW: During World War II, bakers in the United States were ordered to stop selling sliced bread for the duration of the war on January 18, 1943. Only whole loaves were made available to the public. It was never explained how this action helped the war effort. - In Sweden, when leaving someone's home, wait until you get to the doorway to step outside before putting on your coat. To do so earlier suggests you are eager to leave. - When entering or departing a Russian home, it is considered very bad form to shake hands across the threshold. - In Germany, shaking hands with the other hand in a pocket is considered impolite. - In Mali, men shake hands with women only if women offer their hand first. The handshake is often done with the left hand touching the other person's elbow as well. ******** HAVE A WILD, WACKY, WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY. DAILY JOKE IS ON MY PAGE.

DID YOU KNOW: In December 1997, the state of Nevada (USA) became the first state to pass legislation categorizing Y2K data disasters as"acts of God"-- protecting the state from lawsuits that may potentially be brought against it by residents in the year 2000. - In Pennsylvania, Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk. - In Hartford Connecticut, it is illegal for a husband to kiss his wife on Sundays. **************** HAVE A MAGNIFICENT MONDAY. DAILY JOKE IS ON MY PAGE.

DID YOU KNOW: In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry ice cream in your back pocket. - During the time that the atomic bomb was being hatched by the United States at Alamogordo, New Mexico, applicants for routine jobs like janitors, were disqualified if they could read. Illiteracy was a job requirement. The reason: the authorities did not want their trash or other papers read. - Connecticut and Rhode Island never ratified the 18th Amendment: Prohibition. ****** HAVE A FANTASTIC FREAKY FRIDAY. - DAILY JOKE IS ON MY PAGE.