This is easy.. I am a lot of fun to be around, pretty good looking & getting more successful every single day. I am D&D free. If you would like to know anything about me just ask. I have tons of tattoos with more in the works, so if you're not at least good with it don't waste our time. I have a 5 year old son who lives in Canada with his mother who I love very much(him, not her, that boat already sank).

I set goals (sometimes really big ones) and try to hit them, I suck at holding my emotions back (you always know where I stand), when I hit bottom like all of us do, I reinvent myself and come back 30 times better, I love being fair and unbias (need proof? ask me for advice), I love it when the good guy wins, I will never forget my heritage and I love God. He is my creator, my light and the reason we all walk on this round thing we call Earth. I am fasinated with Italy and Scotland (it's wierd cause I'm neither). I am smart as a whip and witty like Don Wrickles. I can make anybody laugh. Don't believe me? Keep reading.

Little Stevie was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?" She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling." Little Stevie just said, "Oh, OK." and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called bunk beds! -- and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you!!"

Oh look at you and your dirty mind You know you laughed stop pretending...lol

I am a bigger guy. Not because I am lazy, but because in the last 4 years I have had 3 major surgeries (total ankle reconstruction and two stomach surgeries). Since being off all meds I have had zero issues with my health and I have lost almost 50 lbs! I am shooting for a weight range of 175 to 185 (a touch over 200 at the moment, down from 250). I own a small handyman company and work almost everyday, so lazy is not even in my dictionary.