I'm a fucking rockstar.I attend support groups for their cheap thrills and free coffee.I have a kissing fetish. I enjoy long walks down the yellow dotted line and the sounds cars make when I'm in front of them.I will lick you so good that I will sprain my tongue.I'm a fan of collecting static cling for kicks and not a huge fan of psychotic bitches.I have thrown my soul numerous times. My neighbors say I'm too loud...in bed.Cross me or anyone I care about and I will kick your fucking nipples OFF! You will know I really LIKE you when I rip your clothes off and have my way with you ... YES you WILL beg for more.I get turned on by hot candle wax.I can't find my cigarettes; then again , I don't smoke.I type a 101 words a minute - But it's in my own language.I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.I tend to run out of Xanax rather quickly...but I get by... Did i mention i have a 10 inch tongue and i can breathe through my ears?????I am a chocolate slut. I am an optimist. I am BRILLIANTLY TALENTED at KARATE ... when intoxicated. I believe that there should be an application process before aquiring and wearing a thong! I have a natural , God-given talent for*Air Guitar*. I need to dedicate more time to finish writing my first novel. 46DDs au naturelle , I have no tolerance for people who generalize and stereotype, or for those who refuse to learn, I will be respected for who I am and not for what you want me to be.. I am quickly bored and take delight in verbally provoking anyone I consider stodgy and dull. Behind my smile is everything you'll never understand. I am ridiculously and hopelessly romantic and sentimental. I'm a dreamer and a lover and should you ever tumble into my raimentless heart, I will likely suffocate you with my impetuous desires. You have all been warned. Eye contact is a powerful thing.Slow dancing is an intimate & expressive dying form of art & seduction.I am sapiosexual (attracted to, & stimulated by, language), and love a good challenge. What you may find unnattractive, I might find beautiful, because beauty defined by others usually holds no interest to me. Maturity and mutual respect, fluxed with the ability to laugh & have fun, is what draws me to someone regardless if they are much older or younger than myself. I am attracted to the *person* not the gender. I'm an only child, which sucked sometimes, but really helped me to harness & mold my creativity. I am a very affectionate person which sometimes gets taken the wrong way. I can be kinkier than a garden hose.Kissing intoxicates me.I have met many celebrities including Johnny Depp who kissed me in a bowling alley when I was 16. I think good dental hygeine is hot. I am a daydreamer cleverly equipped with sensory illusions. I seek to understand the depths of my being and bring the aspirations of my heart to fruition in this complicated world.The only reason I'd ever kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor. Sometimes I wish I was little again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts. I didn't come with dice so don't play me! I don't care for uninvited solitude. I'm at peace when hearing the wind blow through the leaves on the trees ,feeling warm sunlight on my face and snuggling with my children. Great music inspires me. I like to blast my fave tunes and dancing around like a lunatic. I believe in fiction. I sometimes think I'm running out of time ... I have *issues* with God but we are working on 'em ... My dad was 6'6" and my mom was 5'0". I say was as they are both deceased. I am 5'6". I love spinning tops, and would have a mad crush on any one who gave me one. i worship 'happy bunny'. i made a professional music video when I was 16 (yes . I was singing) I break into song at any given moment but when I *humm* its always , sadly ,Christmas tunes(Yes all year long)!!!FINALLY ... I like my Corona COLD , my music LOUD , my men HARD and my women NAUGHTY!...BE CAREFUL!... I just might FALL madly into BED with you ...