NORMAL FRIENDS: Never ask for FAYGO.JUGGALO FRIENDS: are the reason you have no FAYGO.NORMAL FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.JUGGALO FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.NORMAL FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.JUGGALO FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin"Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"NORMAL FRIENDS: never seen you cry.JUGGALO FRIENDS: cry with you.NORMAL FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.JUGGALO FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.NORMAL FRIENDS: know a few things about you. JUGGALO FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.NOMAL FRIENDS:ASK WHAT A FAYGO SHOWER IS ... JUGGALO FRIENDS:SAY"WHAT TIME AND WHERE?IM FUCKIN AMPED NOW!!!"NORMAL FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.JUGGALO FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.NORMAL FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. JUGGALO FRIENDS: Walk right in and say"I'M HERE BITCH!WHERE'S THE FAYGO????!!!"NORMAL FRIENDS: Are for awhile.JUGGALO FRIENDS: Are for life.NORMAL FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.JUGGALO FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say"Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."NORMAL FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.JUGGALO FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out. NORMAL FRIENDS: Would ignore this.JUGGALO FRIENDS: Will send this to all there JUGGALO friends and hope to get it back!! I sent this 2 u cuz I think ur a DOWN-ASS JUGGALO FRIEND send this to all your friends and if u get 6 back you are a JUGGALO FRIEND
~MCL~Thy Carnivals Prayer:Our Father of Shangri-LaHallowed be thy nameIf the world turns over save meFrom thy fiery rainKeep me pureKeep me cleanAs the lotus growsI ask you for forgivenessSave me from the crowsJuggalo be thy name, Hatchets be thy game, fuck with one, you fuck with all, we never travel alone and are always ready for anything, so be wise and just pass us by and don't say we shine, we are creatures of the night and will always be there when a fellow Juggalo needs us, we stand by the Dark Carnival and all it teaches, so for all Juggalos and Juggalettes, stand firm and always be ready.The Juggalo Pledge:I Pledge Allegiance To The Hatchet Of The Underground Society Of Juggalos, And For The Ninjas For Which It Stands, One Family, Under God, Full Of Freaks, With Faygo And Magic Neden For All!!WE WILL NEVER DIE ALONE, JUGGALOS WILL CARRY ON, SWING OUR HATCHETS IF WE MUST, EACH AND EVERYONE OF USWhen I die, show no pitty, send my soul to Juggalo city, dig my grave six feet deep, put two matches by my feet, put two hatchets on my chest and tell my homies I did my best.Pass this on if your down with the Clown WHOOP WHOOP!!!Firstly, I want all of you to know that the wicked clowns will never die and once a juggalo/juggalette theres no turning back. Its hard for me to only pick 14 of my homies to send this to, so you better be one happy mothafucka!!! If I dont get this shit back thats cool I know im down wit da clown 4 life!!!! So you better do this shit ok. This game has been played since the fuckin juggalos and juggalettes have been alive. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 juggalos/juggalettes within five days. On the fifth day if you did this wicked shit than you will be blessed by the dark carnival. Please send this to 14 homies. It has worked for many of the juggalo family. Good luck! NOW Dont FUCK THIS Up.
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hey baby..just wanted to drop my man aline and tell him how much i love him soo much and i cant wait to see u.. i love u so so much...loli miss u all ready baby~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~love your wifey ~♥~
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