What is a United States Marine?I am 232 years of romping, stomping, hell, death,destruction. I am the finest fighting machine the world hasever seen. I was born in a bomb crater. My Mother was anM-16 and my Father is the devil. Each moment that i live isan additional threat upon your life.I am rough looking, roving soldier from the sea. I amcocky, self centered, and overbearing. I do not know the meaningof fear, for i am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster madeof blood and guts that arose from the ashes of my enemies, festering on anti-Americans throughout the globe. When ever itmay arise and when my time comes, I will die a glorious andgrotesque death on the battllefield, giving my life for the Corps,Mom, and Apple pie.I stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from theNavy, and the Rope from the Army. Then on the 7th day, while Godrested, i overran his perimeter and took over the Globe and I have been protecting it ever since!I live like a Soldier, talk like a Sailor, and slap the shit outof both of them. Soldier by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice,AND.............................................MARINE BY THE GRACE OF GOD ALONE!!!!!
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