43 Year Old
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Female
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From
Dayton, OH
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Joined on June 30, 2006
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Born on November 10th
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1 referrals joined!
about me... this is always fun to fill out... well, i live in dullsville, ohio. i'm 25 years old. i'm avid fan of ninjas, video games, nerds, nard-core rappers, anything to do with nerds really. i'm obsessed with camouflage. seriously. you should see my house. even my couch is covered in camouflage gortex.
i work for an "automotive accessory specialist" company. that means we install sunroofs, chrome, simulated convertible tops, ground effects, nerf bars, spoilers, tonneau covers, leather, seat heaters and various mobile video. i get to drive brand new cars all day long. and when i'm not doing that, i'm dealing with all the paperwork that comes with it. they endearingly refer to me as the "office manager" which means i'm a glorified secretary.
i would consider myself a nice person. mostly shy and quiet when i'm not drunk. when i am drunk, well that's a whole new ball game.
i drink, i get hot, i get half naked. these things happen. most of the time, i do it because i'm sweaty or i think it will be funny. by no means do i think i am god's gift to man.
i'll do whatever it takes to get my friends to laugh. i am most of the time quite obnoxious because of this.
i don't consider myself to be a mean drunk, but i've been known to lay some hands... but i would like to think that they deserved it.
i have a wonderful boyfriend. his name is dustin. and, my god, is he ever the best thing since sliced bread. we've been toegther for two years now. the best two years of my life. i honestly couldn't have made a man more perfect for myself. we share a lot in common and he's gotten me interested in many new things. it's been fun and it just keeps getting better.
i also have a six year old son. his name is gabriel matthew. i know that parents obviously favor their own children, but he's one of the funniest kids i know. he's into godzilla and jaws. he loves paper airplanes. he loves to run and swim. he's got so much energy. and somehow, like most six year olds, they can get on your last nerve but somehow always make you smile.
well, that's a little bit about me and my life. i hope you found it informative.
43 Year Old
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Female
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From
Dayton, OH
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Joined on June 30, 2006
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Born on November 10th
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1 referrals joined!
Interests
white kids love hip hop and disc jocks, go-carts and fist fights, getting drunk on bud then getting high like a pitch pipe. are you an mc chris type; a hip hop lovin’ half pint?
then just turn on your heartlight. a bunsen burner bar fly. this is our time blast it from the boombox, liberate the goondocks, saw your cousin in a tube top, bust a nugget in a tube sock. it’s tupac, it’s big pop, it’s hip hop, it don’t stop. I love that song, I love that groove. motherfucker, well I can’t help but move. so if you don’t mind, if it’s alright with you I’m gonna get in the electric slide line just to prove that:
white kids love hip hop
white kids love hip hop and axel, tractors and rambo, playing unreal tournament with infinite ammo. taggers and vandals in black socks and sandals, doin as many drugs as they can motherfuckin’ handle. skippin’ school, breakin’ rules and flippin the bird, fast food cartoons after ittin’ some erb. freakin dem flirts, making’m pur till it hurts, just a couple nerds clockin’ the curbs, a couple a words about my nilla wiggas, packin peters that are measured in milimeters. we don’t talk in the theaters like we’re siskel and ebert. we drink box wine and we listen to weezer.
Music
(hed)pe, a perfect circle, apocalyptica, beastie boys, clutch, daft punk, deftones, dust brothers, faith no more, fear factory, foo fighters, forge, fortyfour, general patton vs. the x-ecutioners, halo soundtracks, house of pain, incubus, kaada/patton, killswitch engage, kompressor, lamb of god, lovage, massive attack, mc chris, mc frontalot, mc hawking, melvins, minustry, morphic resonance, nine inch nails, ohGr, outkast, peeping tom, shadows fall, skindred, skinny puppy, tenacious d, tool, unkle, weezer, white zombie
Video Games
halo, halo2, mariokart, mariokart ds, mariokart double dash, tetris, brain age, super mario brothers, mariogolf, lego star wars, burnout 3 takedown, burnout revenge, animal crossing ds, super mario brother ds
