`An elephant and a camel are talking. The elephant asks,"Why do you have boobs on your back?" The camel replies,"Ha! That's a funny question coming from an animal with a penis hanging from his face." ~ LOL...LOL....HAPPY HUMP DAY. ENJOY HUMPING AROUND.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
'A guy's talking to a girl in a bar.He asks her,"What's your name?"She says,"Carmen."He says,"That's a nice name. Who named you, your mother?"She says,"No, I named myself."He says,"Why Carmen?"She says,"Because I like cars and I like men. What's your name?"He says,"Beerfuck." ....LOL....LOLENJOY YOUR WEEKEND!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)IN THE WILDERNESS......
Got a new program that you can't wait to use? Before you install it, you should ensure that your computer can handle it. Below, is one of a kind and a newer version of high tech laptop (lap...top-indeed! LOL) computer you can use today.... pack with panty-ilion (LOL) CPU -64-bit (x64) processor, Good memory (4GB - RAM you will never forget in your entire life LOL), free installed graphics card (want to be graphic, you'll have it! LOL), Ample of free hard disk space... (plenty of hard...errr I mean disk space...LOL) . ENJOY!...LOLThank you for the drinks you've left in my profile today/tonight. You have a good week ahead.Xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
.Girl: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Asia and he lives in the US.We met on a dating WEBSITE, became friends on FACEBOOK, had long chats on WHATSAPP, he proposed to me on SKYPE, and now we've had 2 months of relationship through VIBER. I need your blessings and good wishes daddy...Dad: Wow! Really!! then get married on TWITTER, have fun on TANGO. Buy your kids on E-BAY, send them thru GMAIL. And if you are fed up with your husband... Sell him on AMAZON.. LOLI hope I made you laugh. You have a fun evening. Good night!Xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
May the stars carry your sadness away.. may the flowers fill your heart with beauty..may hope forever wipe away your tears..and above all may silence make you stronghugs..today may you know peace of mind, body, & spirit
May your home be filled with laughter and the warm embrace of a summer day.. May you find peacefulness and beauty, challenge and satisfaction, humor and insight, healing and renewal, love and wisdom, as in a quiet heart. May you always feel that what you have is enough Hugs..please have a glorious day
Hold close what we touch, be it the tiny speck of sand or the quiet voice of the dove..hold close all we touch..each hand, all hearts, every spirit..as each leaves a lasting print upon our very being. As we set forth along our path today my friend may our touch be always remembered as one gentle & kind(h)
Whatever is in our hearts is in our sight. To love something or someone makes us see the beauty of it, not the wrong. It is to our advantage to be gentle in our observations, to see and cultivate the best in who we are and in those around ushugs..please have a wonderful day
Hi Shawn,Being near is not always the meaning of being dear....I may be far from you, but my comments, likes, rates every time I visited your profile and sending you drinks everyday are bridges to make you feel that I'm always with you. Take care and be well.With love,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY AND FOR LEAVING ME SWEET COMMENTS. YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND.
May your home be filled with laughter and the warm embrace of a summer day.. May you find peacefulness and beauty, challenge and satisfaction, humor and insight, healing and renewal, love and wisdom, as in a quiet heart. May you always feel that what you have is enough Hugs..please have a wonderful day
Hold close what we touch, be it the tiny speck of sand or the quiet voice of the dove..hold close all we touch..each hand, all hearts, every spirit..as each leaves a lasting print upon our very being. As we set forth along our path today my friend may our touch be always remembered as one gentle & kind(h)
Hi Shawn,People so seldom say I love you And then it's either too late or love goes. So when I tell you I love you, It doesn't mean I know you'll never go, Only that I wish you didn't have to ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
Sun glows for a day,Candle for an hour,Matchstick for a minute,But a good day can glow forever,So start ur day with a SMILEHave a nice day!Good Morning...!
Shawn,Perhaps it is good to have a beautiful mind, but even greater gift is to discover a beautiful heart and a beautiful sight right in front of you now..LOL ~ JULIET aka MODELA (*_*)GOOD MORNING AND HAPPY SUNDAY!
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