54 Year Old
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From Vancleave, MS·
Joined on March 29, 2007
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Born on December 27th
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How will I die?
Your Result: You will die while having sex.
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Your last moments in this life will be enjoyable indeed...hopefully. Do not fear sex. Try not to become celibate as a way of escaping death. You cannot run from destiny.
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE|^^^^^^^^^^^^||SEXXY ASS truck | '|""";.., ___.|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 Sexxy Ass People IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SEXXY! PASS IT on!!! HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS SEXY!
If a fat man comes into your room in the middle of the night and shoves you into a bag, don't be scared, it's because I told Santa I wanted a sexy friend like you for Christmas! Send this to everyone you care about including me and if you get four back you are really special!!!! Merry Christmas & Happy New Yea
I know a woman who's funny & caring, loving & sharing, mad & crazy a sweet babe & a great mate & she's reading this comment right now!! send this to the girls you'll never forget, including me!! if you don't send this to anyone it means you're in a hurry & have forgotten all about your friends! as the Sex & the city girls remember the power of friendship, so should we!!! if you get 6 back you're truly loved
October 7, 2008 @ 1:25 amSweet words are easy to say, Sweet things are easy 2 buy, But sweet people are difficult to find Life ends when U stop dreaming, Hope ends when U stop believing, Love ends when U stop caring, Friendship ends when U stop sharing. So share this with whom ever U consider a friend. To love without condition, To talk without intention, To give without reason, And to care without expectation is the heart of a true friend... Forward this to all the people whom U consider as your true friend. Dont forget to send it back to ME ..... If U Care........ Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. Send to all the people you love or don't want to lose in 2008, even me.... If you get 3 back, you are a great friend.
MISSING YOUOnline you’re the one for me and I’m the one for you tooand when you’re not on the net, I’m missing youI don’t really know you, and we’ve never metbut already you’ve become someone I can’t forget I’m so confused about what I can do, if I only knewit is so hard when you’re offline, because I’m missing youYou’re not real to me, just a fantasya dream that can’t be touched, but I can seeAs a friend and a lover there so much you can dothen when we’re done, I’m missing youWe can talk, we can flirt, we can make love without shamebecause here in cyberland that’s the name of the gameOnline, you’re the one that’s there, you’re the one that’s truethat’s why when you’re offline, I’m missing youOffline, I know you have a whole different lifeyou’re a friend, a mother, and a wifeI’m sad because I know at some point we will be throughmy head bows, a tear falls, because then I will forever be missing you STANLEY HENDRIXFor more poems check out my blog
Are you tired of those sissy"friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.1- When you are sad - - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.2- When you are blue - - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3- When you smile - - I will know you finally got laid.4- When you are scared - - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.5- When you are worried - - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.6- When you are confused - - I will use little words.7- When you are sick - - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.8- When you fall - - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.Send this to 10 of your closest friends. Then get depressed because you can only think of 4.Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only youfeel the true warmth.PS: And always remember.....when life hands you Lemons; ask for tequilaand salt and call me over!!!! Oh and thanks for all your help and advice.^-^ Much love!!
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP"NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry? Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them. Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end. Most people walk in and out of your life, but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.Send this to all the people that are really your friend including the person that sent this to you"
