30 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on June 27, 2012
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on October 10th
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1 person has a crush on me!
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Hey there, welcome to my profile The name is Kira. live in Maine. I'm here to make friends. I'm a real open-minded person, love to travel and see things. My passions are arts and sports. Feel free to talk to me. Things i am passionate about
Friends. Well, it's a shame i've never had real friends, or good friends... I would love to have finally some real friends because those people would actually mean the world to me...
messing around with the one i love being in the nature on sunny days...
"so little time" ...unfortunately. but i love reading & books
food :s *uggghhh....
sweety and candy, never enough!
Make-Up, Beauty things. I am obsessed... what else to say? xD
30 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on June 27, 2012
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on October 10th
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1 person has a crush on me!
Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's dog asked the second man's dog what he's there for."They are putting me down.""Oh no", says the first dog,"why?" The second dog says,"Well, you see... I've been chasing the Postman for years. Yesterday, I finally caught him, and bit him. So, I'm going to be put to sleep.The first dog says,"Well, my master just completely remodeled the inside of his house. I didn't like it because my scent wasn't anywhere, anymore. So, when he went to bed last night, I pissed on everything I could find, to get my scent back. This morning, my master found out what I had done, so he is putting me to sleep also."The third dog said,"This is my master's new girlfriend. She runs around the house all the time without her clothes. This makes me very horny. So, this morning, as she was getting out of the shower, and bent over to wipe up the water on the floor. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I jumped on her a gave it to her good!"The other dogs say,"So that's why they are putting you to sleep?""No." says the dog,"She is bringing me here to get my toenails clipped!"
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying,"I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie....Hell is waiting for you. To the first man the Lord asked,"How many times did you cheat on your wife?" The first man replied,"Lord, I was a good husband. I never cheated on my wife." The Lord replied,"Very good! Not only will I allow you in, but for being faithful to your wife I will give you a huge mansion and a limo for your transportation. To the second man the Lord asked,"How many times did you cheat on your wife?" The second man replied,"Lord, I cheated on my wife twice." The Lord replied,"I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will get a four- bedroom house and a BMW. To the third man the Lord asked,"So, how many times did you cheat on your wife?" The third man replied,"Lord, I cheated on my wife about 8 times." The Lord replied,"I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will get a one-room apartment, and a Yugo for your transportation. A couple hours later the second and third men saw the first man crying his eyes out."Why are you crying?" the two men asked."You got the mansion and limo!" The first man replied,"I'm crying because I saw my wife a little while ago, and she was riding a skateboard!"
Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's dog asked the second man's dog what he's there for."They are putting me down.""Oh no", says the first dog,"why?" The second dog says,"Well, you see... I've been chasing the Postman for years. Yesterday, I finally caught him, and bit him. So, I'm going to be put to sleep.The first dog says,"Well, my master just completely remodeled the inside of his house. I didn't like it because my scent wasn't anywhere, anymore. So, when he went to bed last night, I pissed on everything I could find, to get my scent back. This morning, my master found out what I had done, so he is putting me to sleep also."The
