Friends vs True Friends FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk TRUE FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught peeing --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs TRUE FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up ------------------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. TRUE FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. TRUE FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun" ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. TRUE FRIENDS: laugh at you --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. TRUE FRIENDS: Steal each other ' s stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place. -------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone. TRUE FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team. -------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. TRUE FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that ' s what the crowd is doing. TRUE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. -------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. TRUE FRIENDS: Walk right in and say,"I'm home!"
