Hi everyone, my name is Funkybutt! u dont wanna know why, but thats my name! I am 44 yrs. old and im just a lookin for a fresh piece of meat!! i like em young, full of energy, and no fear of burying ur gums!!

I am nice, quiet, no thats a bunch of bullshit! I am wild, horny, and out of control! I don't drink or smoke, but i left my cigarettes at the bar!

I like to stare at young men on campus (especially right outside the gym as they're entering and exiting! woohoo!). I like to take advantage of drunk college boys as they leave the bar and I offer them a ride home ( I didnt mention to them at the time it would be my home we rode to! lol)! I like to trick them out of their bloomers (LMFAO) when I accidentally spill the drink i made them on the only clothes thet had access to! (Gee, who knew!)

Enough about what they pressed charges on me for, this what i like to do currently(LMFAO!!!)! My new favorite pasttimes are bouncing on my new trampoline right next to the boys dorm room! Aint a privacy fence around that I cant jump high enough to see over , dammit! I dont wear much while on my trampoline, so every young man that passes by can take a gander at my thick, luscious, sensual, sexy, irresistable, melts in your mouth, not in your hands, overbearingly tight assed, giant boobied body! I dont mind gawkers, peeping toms, or white trash pervs to stand by while i take on the varsity football team while i scream out there letters like a satisfised cheerleader! I will call the police at the first sign of a man my age trying to get his fill! I like to go to walmart and ride the pony, but i sit on the head because thats where the action happens! For all young college mens pleasure, I like to run around campus in my two piece bikini and my jelly bean shoes! But there is this one guy his name is Andy man what a hunk he is i like to stalk him as he exercises on the field man that tight ass of his i could almost take a bite out of it lol man i have dream's about him and wake up screaming for more dayuum what a dream LMAO but you would have had to have been there lol but nope you can't have him he's all mine till i get caught lol so until then gotta go Andy is working out again i really let my mind go crazy when he's doing push up if only i was under him helping LMAO WELL WIPING THE DROOL I'M OFF TO WATCH LOL and did i mention lusting over him lol

Did I mention I like YOUNGER men??!lol

lol, well, just stop by any old time, especially if your between the ages of 21 and 23! Time for me to go pamper myself, fellas, wipe the drool from your now sagging chins!

p.s this is just for fun