"A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender,"Do you have any popcorn?"The bar tender replies,"No, no popcorn." The very next day, the same duck walks into the same bar with the same bartender and asks,"Do you have any popcorn?" The bartender replies again,"No, no popcorn." The very next day, the same duck walks into the same bar with the same bartender and asks again,"Do you have any popcorn?" The bartender, getting annoyed with this stinking duck, shouts,"No! We have no f**cking popcorn! And if you come back in tomorrow and ask for popcorn again, I'm gonna nail your f**cking beak to the bar!" The very next day, the same duck walks into the same bar with the same bartender and asks,"Do you have any nails?" The bartender, a little confused, answers,"No, I don't have any nails." And the duck says,"Well, in that case...Do you have any popcorn?""
beautiful little girl u have too.
