Don't have friends if you don't want them....what a fucking asshole!!!! I'm not interested in your stupid looking ass anyway....so get those thoughts of grandeur out of your head....fucking prick!!!!

have a great day bro

The Original Joke of the DAy A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. The car's occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do?"I know," said the Branch Manager,"Let's have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and by a process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems, and we can be on our way.""No, no," said the Hardware Engineer,"That will take far too long, and besides, that method has never worked before. I've got my Swiss Army knife with me, and in no time at all I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way.""Well," said the Software Engineer,"Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again."

The teacher walked into the classroom to find the word"penis" chalked in small letters on the board. She was a bit embarrassed, so she didn't say anything, but rubbed it out and went on with the class. But the next day when she came in, she found the same thing again -"penis", this time written slightly larger.So she rubbed it out again, and went on with the lesson. Again next day, in larger letters, there was the word"penis" again. With a red face she rubbed it out and went on with the lesson. Well, this went on for a whole week, every day the word penis getting bigger. Finally, on Friday she went into the classroom to find chalked up:"See, the harder you rub it, the bigger it gets!"

The manager was having difficulty with profits and fixed costs, so there was only one solution - more layoffs. But there were only two possibilities - Jack and Mary. This was going to be a hard decision - they were both excellent workers, and equally qualified - but one had to go. He was obviously going to have to interview them both and then decide.So he called Mary in first."I'm sorry," he began,"I've got some bad news. I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off." She looked at him for a moment in silence then replied:"Well, can you jack off, I've got a terrible headache?"

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nice to meet you. could you return the favor and send me a drink handsome?