55 Year Old
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Joined on January 18, 2012
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on April 1st
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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I'm a fun loving guy with a bit of a twisted sense of humor. I'm sure that you realized that from my profile pic.
Due to the nature of my work, I will probably not be posting real photos of myself. That said, I am a genuine & down-to-earth guy. If you want to know something, ask, & I'll tell you. I'm pretty open about most things. I'm fun to talk to & I treat people with respect.
I'm not looking for sex here, but I may flirt a bit. It's in my nature. I'm just here to hang out, joke around, & get to know people.
Until someone gives me a good reason not to, I'll accept all friend requests, since I'm new here. I'm friendly. Be cool and feel free to say hi sometime.
By the way, if you Like, Rate, etc. me; please post a comment. I will gladly return the favor. :)
Hey you! Yeah you! Read this part, even if you skip the rest: Everyone who leaves a comment will get Rated & Liked. The lovin' I get without comments sometimes disappears before I get to them. I might miss ya. I don't want to, but that's the way fubar works. So please comment, if you stop by. I want to return the favor. Also, feel free to Friend me. I Fan everyone on my Friend list, so there ya go, good incentive, huh? :) Also, for the few people who haven't caught on yet, "fluffing your ego" is just my silly way of saying that I came by to click your buttons. A sense of humor is a good thing to have, by the way. hehe Thanks for stopping by.
55 Year Old
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Male
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Joined on January 18, 2012
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on April 1st
·1 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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FicklePickle Always looking for new Friends. All Friends get Fanned automagically. If you leave a comment I will visit you. Otherwise, I probably won't know that you were here. I'm happy to return the favor. So, say hi. :)
A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol.He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died."All right, son," asked the father,"what does that show you?""Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink whiskey, you will not have worms."Do we need to"fluff" you? lol
An atheist was walking through the woods."What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.Then while walking beside a river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look and saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging towards him.He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.At that instant the atheist cried out,"Oh my God!"Time stopped.The bear froze.The forest was silent.As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky."You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"The atheist looked directly into the light,"It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?""Very well," said the voice.The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke:"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
(h)Hello my precious friend...god could send me a flock of a 1000 angels and you would be the angel I would choose out of that flock of 1000 hugs and kisses and sweet loving on you my dearest friend
Be cool and feel free to say hi sometime.
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