7 Kinds Of Sex Sunday, January 20, 08 10:53 a.m.
Seven Kinds Of Sex
The Seven Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex
until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex
This is when you have been with you partner a short time and you are so
horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kithcen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex
This is where you have been with your partner for to long. Your sex has gotten
routine and you usually have sex in the bedroom.
The 4th Kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
This is when you have been with your partner to long. When you pass each
other in the hallway you both say screw you.
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex
Which means you get Nun in the morning. Nun in the afternoon and Nun
at night.
The 6th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex
This is whne you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court
and screws you infront of everyone.
And last but not least
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex
You get a litle each month - But not enough to live on