A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but he couldn't get a clear picture of the problems. Finally he asked,"Do you ever watch your girlfriend's face while you're having sex?""Well, yes, I did once.""And how did she look?""Oh boy, she looked very angry!" At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere."Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your girlfriend's face once during sex. That seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw her face that time?""She was watching us through the window."
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all tried out for the same job as road stripers. The boss told them they would all work for three days and whoever painted the most would get the job. At the end of the first day, the redhead had painted 3 miles, the brunette had painted 2.5 miles and the blonde had painted 10 miles . The boss was so excited he told her to keep it up and the job was hers. The next day, the redhead painted 5 miles and the brunette 5.6 miles and the blonde painted only 4 miles. The boss told her not to worry, you still have a good lead. So, on the third day the redhead had painted 6 miles, the brunette 5 miles and the blonde only one mile. The boss was so disappointed, he asked the blonde,"What went wrong?, you were doing so well" . She said,"Well, that bucket of paint keeps getting further and further away."
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze 1st Hillbilly says:"My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner." 2nd Hillbilly says:"Why is that stupid?" 1st Hillbilly says:"We ain't got no 'lectricity!" 2nd Hillbilly says:"Tha t's n othin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin ' machines!" 1st Hillbilly says:"Why is that so stupid?" 2nd Hillbilly says:"'Cause we ain't got no plummin'!" 3rd Hillbilly says:"That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar." 1st and 2nd Hillbillies say:"Well, what's so dumb about that?" 3rd Hillbilly says:"She ain't got no pecker.
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A guy went to a psychiatrist
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all tried out for the same job as road stripers. The boss told them they would all work for three days and whoever painted the most would get the job. At the end of the first day, the redhead had painted 3 miles, the brunette had painted 2.5 miles and the blonde had painted 10 miles . The boss was so excited he told her to keep it up and the job was hers. The next day, the redhead painted 5 miles and the brunette 5.6 miles and the blonde painted only 4 miles. The boss told her not to worry, you still have a good lead. So, on the third day the redhead had painted 6 miles, the brunette 5 miles and the blonde only one mile. The boss was so disappointed
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