My Friendship promise;1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revengeagainst the sorry bastard who made you sad.2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about howmuch worse it could be until you quit whining.6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are wellagain. I don't want whatever you have.8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end."Why?" you may ask;"because you are my friend".Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed becauseyou can only think of 9.
Welcome to Cherry Tap. I rated you a 10. I hope you like it here, if you get a chance stop by my page and rate my profile and pictures and I will do the same for you......Nana
