Dear God, I forgive you.I cry a lot.My tears always stand for an importance. I have no idea where my life is going to lead me. But I'm beginning to find my way."Is that a DOG or a GOAT?!" Midgets in todler cars driving down the sidewalk. I hate it when people judge.Commercials piss me off. I believe that depression is true expression of the soul.I don't fully understand the expression "You're shitting me."I find out tomorrow.I try not to be shy.Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.I'm eclectic and eccentric.Part of me wants to be a grown up.Another part is telling me to freeze time. Most times, I don't feel like a part of anything."I can handle the foot long."I really just want to be ME. I tend to be easygoing. Certain people annoy me. I'm on a first name basis with most radio Dj's. Pocketbooks are my fashion obsession. I find dreams fascinating. I hate dull people, and things for that matter.I love rocking out to good music. I would adore skydiving.Fuck Convention. I want to make an Impact.I enjoy cussing people out. "NOT at the Table!!"Superglue is forever. My love is like Superglue. I would suck the mayors toe to meet Nickelback. Or maybe twenty bucks. I have a shoe fetish, but only like them when they're in that old-comfortable stage.I have a fear of sharp objects. I tend to joke around. People think I'm different, and don't see my true soul. I hate when my glasses fall off my face or have smudgies.PANCREAS!!! When snow falls on your black t-shirt, it reminds me of dandruff and I laugh. "You need AA...FOR SEX!" Memories are all we have. Music is my life. FUCK BUSH.I try not to be shallow.I'm a myspace whore.I like the smell of gasoline. Pool filters do not like jello. Neither do I. I love anyone who can make me laugh.Bonfires have great significance for me.So do islands.My hair is far too poofy. "CheezIt residue...UP MY NOSE!" It makes me happy when people randomly come over, just to say hi. Larry the Cable Guy makes me giggle.I don't have the patience for painting my nails. But I could watch snails for DAYS. I want another kitty.Art makes me happy.I would never have the guts to pierce my downstairs.I could never live without ham.Or oodles.Or chicken. "I Enjoy Cheese."The book "Speak" inspires me.Cuddling causes me to become giddy.I say "Rawr!" a lot.Sweatpants drive me crazy. I would love to put marbles in the gas tank of a car, just to see what would happen. "POP! GOES THE BACON!!!" The beach isn't my scene. I occasionally sleep with a stuffed animal. His name is Roger. Poetry expresses me.I love it when the fair is in town.The ocean is amazing.I think that somebody was on acid when The Wizard of Oz was created. I believe the same with Alice In Wonderland.I strangely love them both. I love the country. Colored socks make me moan. I'm a sucky driver. "Fuck soap-on-a-rope! I've got SOAP-ON-A-PLATE!!!" I'm secretly a lonely person. My glasses never get cleaned. Photographs are the still frame of my life. I have an obsession with late night South Park. I'm incredibly random. "This'll Only Take A Minute!" Purple grapes are my passion. I say "wicked," "like," and "amazing" wayyyy too much. I'm secretly a ninja who's in love with bowstaffs.I love word games. PARENTAL ADVISORY: I SAY FUCK A LOT. Planner passes make me mad. My stories are plentiful. My underwear never hang out on purpose. I have a lack of reality, and need a serious check. My room expresses me.HUGS, not drugs.I will be your best friend, and your worst enemy. I sing in the shower. Rather badly, might I add. I believe that Monopoly is THE most boring game. Ever! I have a serious case of road rage. I believe in Karma. "Math Snackies" (other than the evil death cookies) make me beg for mercy. Jellybean fights are the best. Cleaning them up is not. "You can't give it to me over the phone!"My locker has been under "lockdown" before. I'm curious. I'm a sucker for popsicles. You despise me. My best friends tend to be there. But not always. Television makes me yawn. I support the theory that all the characters on Winnie the Pooh have a disorder. I love Sour Patch Kids. It's Never Too Late "Unbelievably Amazing Hips." I despise people who remind me of myself. I live for roller coasters. I write poetry. "Kill the evil OREOS! Die bitch, DIE!" Buttons make me happy. I want a floor length flowing skirt.Badly. I wanna hump Stifler. Sometimes, I care too much what people think of me.Other times, I don't give a shit. I've been called "emo".Needles and other sharp objects scare me. I have a pin collection. On a first meeting, I pretty much believe that the person ultimately sucks and believe that until they prove me otherwise. I don't like to match.I'm in love with my phone. I have a butt-putty-buddy. I'm more fucked up than people think. I wanna be a rockstar.But not really. I HATE it when people wear a tank top and jeans in 5 degree weather, then bitch that they're cold. I tend to be hyper. I used to crochet. I'm not sure that I'll ever get married. I went to the concert of a lifetime on July 11th, 2006. I adore shoelaces.I need to fall in love. Randomness is randomly random.I've seriously considered trying to slit my throat with a tuna fish. I am sometimes afraid of the dark. It bothers me when my jeans don't cover my sneakers.French class pisses me off. I am addicted to chapstick. I'm a true "mainah."The word "Cunt" brings up bad memories. I want a tattoo.I miss my Howland Peeps. I hate fame.I can't sleep with my legs closed. My pride is self-explanatory. If somebody tried to put it in my ass, I'd castrate them with a wooden spoon. I collect frogs and dust.My father is my role model. I don't always believe in my dreams. "Who I am hates who I've been."I used to play with Barbies.90's music is my true passion.I hate players.I despise Harry Potter movies. Meeting new people is always spectacular. Drowning Pool and Stereoside signed my bra!If I had a penis, I'd "rock out with my cock out". Tahoma is my favorite font.Paper fringies really make me mad.I want to meet the inventor of slinkies because those fuckers are damn amazing! Porn makes me laugh. A lot.Math upsets me.I hate that wierd hospital smell. Feet disgust me. Paper fringies make me mad. I laugh at girls who wear shirts with their boobs hanging out. I find American Pie amazing. I've never been in an abusive relationship, nor ever will.Kissing is fantabulous.Did I mention that paper fringies make me REALLY mad? I'm negative. I adore friendly people. And puppies. The word "vulva" makes me laugh. Hard.I fully believe in the motto "Flatter, not flatten." Rollout. I'm a bitch...a horny one at that. Conformity scares me.I have a bad addiction.Random phone calls make me happy in my heart. Cowboy hats make me happy in my pants. When life gets me down, I keep swimming.I'm in love with him. He doesn't realize I exist. It kills me. War makes me sad.I'm secretly a bookworm. My headphones don't work. Chemistry kills me. I refuse to be just another number. You suck. I love you.Grow Old With Me?