HUG TIMEThis poem is very sweet. It will be interesting tosee who sends it back. Forward this on and back.If I could catch a rainbowI would do it just for youand share with you its beautyOn the days you're feeling blue.If I could build a mountainYou could call your very own;A place to find serenity,A place to be alone.If I could take your troublesI would toss them in the sea,But all these things I'm findingare impossible for me.I cannot build a mountainOr catch a rainbow fair,But let me be what I know best,A friend who's always there.This is a Hug Certificate!!Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve AHug(Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It toYou.)You might send it to your enemies as well!It'll really tic 'em off!If you receive this back 2 times ... You're off to agood start,unless you sent it to yourself. That's cheating!If you receive this back 3 times. You're a goodfriend.If you receive this back 4 times....... You are popular I wanna be just like you.If you receive this back 5 times or more, there areangels watching over you.
Men have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips. The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a f-ckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the f-ckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet p-ssy always makes a c-ck happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. Send to 10 freaks in 30 mins. or u will have bad sex. You're it! This is the sexy train, if u receive this it means ur f-cking sexy if u get it back you're even sexier. Send 2 ten people or miss the train!!!!!!
FELT LIKE FUCKING YOU TODAY SO...YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED!Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! Keep reading and you will find out that this is not some gay thing.RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F.U.C.K buddies are!!!
