Interests
Martial arts, music, reading, the outdoors,beating up the Irish, theatre, finding new ways to offend people, Manchurian Folk Dancinig, long walks on the beach, poetry, sunsets, yer sister, and poking dead things with a stick.(Aye, still with the jokes I am...ya dinnae like it slurp me arse !!!)
Uhm....well...first off i hate filling out these f%$@ing things...they always make you sound like some kinda uberdork. I was raised by wolves in the forest until I was 12, then a group of nuns found me naked...I told 'em I wouldn't sodding go anywhere with them till they put some clothes on.
I left grand Scotland when I was 14 and came to the U.S.
I'm 6'5" tall, somewheres in the 260lb realm, blonde hair (this week), with a coupla tattoos. I currently work as a Personal Security Consultant (ie bodyguard, but there other aspcts to the job). Did I mention I hate filling out these things !?!
Music
Rob Zombie Foxy Foxy
Stellar Kart Activate
Movies
Saw (1&2), The Entire Star Wars Trilogy, Trainspotting, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Dawn of the Dead, Sling Blade, Finding Forrester, The Man Who Would Be King, Braveheart, House of Cards, Strange Brew, The Fisher King, Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail, The Shining, Donnie Darko, Clerks, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back,Goodfellas, Raging Bull, Bad Santa, The Ressurection, Goodfellas, Taxi Driver, The Good Son, Saved, Trainspotting, 12 Monkeys, Hero, Heat, Rob Roy, Formula 54, Jackie Brown, Kung Fu Hustle, The Dream Team, Nuns on the Run, Blazing Saddles, all 3 Blade films, The Matrix Trilogy, Amytiville Horror (2005 version), Be Cool, The Hitcher, Hard Candy.....ahhh screw it...that's enough....
