I am a wacky random fun loven type of gal who loves a good laugh with anyone really!lol I am a Georgia Peach and thats the truth i was born and rasied here and i am proud of it!! well I will go and let you all be the judge on weither or not u like me just remember its your loss if u don't!!I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree.Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on.can balance the checkbook; I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass.My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost.I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.I don't watch movies, with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score.I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.*****Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!*****Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest????I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.DON'T call me a GIRL, a BABE or a CHICK. I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?!