NUMERO UNO! Check out my lounge when you get a chance. I own the one and only Sports lounge. SPORTS COLUMN. So stop by and join. WaRnInG!IF YOU ARE NOT CAPABLE OF TYPING COHERENT ENGLISH, KEEP IT MOVING. IF YOU JUST WANNA TELL ME I'M SEXY, UGLY OR ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE TWO, SKIP THE FRIENDS INVITE AND LEAVE A PICTURE COMMENT. IF YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME, BE A FAN. IF YOU ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE TO CONTRIBUTE TO MY LIFE, THEN WE SHOULD NOT HAVE A PROBLEM. IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME OR WHAT I HAVE SAID, PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON THE PROFILE. PUT IT IN A NOTE AND HOPE I AM DUMB ENOUGH TO READ IT.NOW ABOUT ME.............Cynically witty bastard that is misunderstood for 'The Asshole'. I am an Asshole, but only to the deserving. I never have much to say, I don't take compliments well. If I give you a compliment, cherish it, there is a good chance it won't happen again. I like fun but I can't find fun people, yet I can find people to make fun of. I am open-minded yet closed minded when it comes to humans, yes thats you. I love everyone but I will hate you in the beginning and with that said, that hatred will probably last to the end. I turn a deaf ear upon ignorance, yet if you are lucky and catch me while I am bored, I might just rip on you for my own personal satisfaction. I am coy but I will kill you on any given Sunday. Summary, I am a bundle of joy dipped in the Ebola Virus. Oh yeah, don't be so quick to jump on the friends list, I understand that you are beautiful, but so is the next person. Its up to you to make an identity for yourself other than being hott, so you think. Love you.You have a sexual IQ of 146When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. You scored as Natural Causes. Your death will be by natural causes, though not by any diseaese, because that is another option on this test. You will probably just silently pass away in the night from old age, and people you love won't realize until the next morning, when you are all purple and cold and icky. So be happy, you won't be murdered.Natural Causes100%Gunshot100%Bomb73%Disappear73%Suicide67%Eaten53%Suffocated40%Disease33%Poison27%Cut Throat20%Accident0%Drowning0%Stabbed0%How Will You Die??created with QuizFarm.com Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com