I'm so tired of those sissy"friendship" poems that alwayssound good...finally here is a series of promises that actually speak ofour true friendship:1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plotrevenge against the sorry bastard/bitch who made you sad.2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever ischoking you.3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.4. When you are scared -- I will try to calm your nerves,unless it is something silly then I will rag on you about it every chance I get.5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about howmuch worse it could be until you quit whining.6. When you are confused I will use little words.7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are wellagain. I don't want whatever you have.8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass, but then Iwill help you get up.9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end." Why?" you may ask;"because you are my friend".Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you canonly think of 4.Remember.... ... Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth
YOU'VE BEEN HIT! YOU'VE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF THE SEXIEST ON MY PAGE! ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT U HAVE TO HIT THE SEXIEST PEOPLE. IF U GET HIT AGAIN U KNOW THAT U R REALLY SEXY. IF U BREAK THE CHAIN U HAVE UGLINESS FOR 15 YEARS ..........SO HIT 15 SEXY PEOPLE AND LET THEM KNOW THEY R SEXYSNAP!! YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXIYOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI YOUR SO FREAKIN SEXI!!!SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL THAT U THINK ARE SEXI-IF U GOT 1 BACK THEN U ARE UGLY PPL JUST SENT U THIS TO BE NICE-IF U GOT 2 BACK UR BETTER THAN UGLY-IF U GET 3 BACK UR OKAY-IF U GET 4 BACK THEN U ARE PRETTY-IF U GET 5 BACK THEN U ARE FREAKIN SEXI-AND IF YOU GET MORE THAN THAT EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE FUCKIN FINE
