WELCOME TO MY PAGE! here, drama WILL be laughed at! i WILL tolerate loud mouths, jackasses and assholes! you WILL love me, and that WILL piss you off! if you attemt to piss me off i WILL not give a fuck... i PROMISE not to memorize your name, nor GIVE a damn if you know mine. and if any of that offends you... GOOD! If it does NOT offend you... that is EQUALLY sufficent! for the latter...

im such a PIMP i sold MYSELF on the corner. but im so head strong that i stole my money from me and ran from myself. when i caught up with me, i beat the LIVING HELL out of myself, cause im that bad ass. Then i threw myself in a dumpster and left me there to DIE!.... im still in the dumpster... im so crazy that im afraid im waiting for me to come out so i can kill my theiving ass.... help me.
im nobody special right now. im just a guy with a few jokes and a dream and untill i get off probation thats all i'll be. dont like it?... EXCELLENT, i put that part in there just to fuck your mind! without a "glove"
im tired... work work work. cops dont think i should have time to relax. and the women around here would turn down johny depp if he didnt THROW stacks at her constantly... enough drama bitch, lifes a toilet, shit happens, then we go down the drain into an even bigger shit fest. BUT, entertainment is everywhere! just look around, you'll find it.