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Sand and Stone: TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKINGTHROUGH THE DESERT.DURING SOME POINT OF THEJOURNEY, THEY HAD ANARGUMENT; A ND ONE FRIENDSLAPPED THE OTHER ONEIN THE FACE.THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPEDWAS HURT, BUT WITHOUTSAYING ANYTHING,WROTE IN THE SAND:TODAY MY BEST FRIENDSLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.THEY KEPT ON WALKING,UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS,WHERE THEY DECIDEDTO TAKE A BATHTHE ONE WHO HAD BEENSLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THEMIRE ! AND STARTED DROWNING,BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM.AFTER HE RECOVERED FROMTHE NEAR DROWNING,HE WROTE ON A STONE:'TODAY MY BEST FRIENDSAVED MY LIFE '.THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPEDAND SAVED HIS BEST FRIENDASKED HIM, 'AFTER I HURT YOU,YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW,YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?'THE FRIEND REPLIED'WHEN SOMEONE HURTS USWE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWNIN SAND, WHERE WINDS OFFORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY.BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOESSOMETHING GOOD FOR US,WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONEWHERE NO WINDCAN EVER ERASE IT.'LEARN TO WRITEYOUR HURTS INT HE SAND AND TOCA RVE YOURBENEFITS IN STONE.THEY SAY IT TAKES AMINUTE TO FIND A SPECIALPERSON, AN HOUR TOAPPRECIATE THEM, A DAYTO LOVE THEM, BUT THENAN ENTIRE LIFETO FORGET THEM..TAKE THE TIME TO LIVE!DO NOT VALUE THE THINGSYOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE, BUT VALUE WHO YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE!

LOOKING FOR A "PERSONAL ASSISTANT"...MUST KNOW HOW TO TYPE (USE FINGERS)... PROOFREAD (LOOK THE MERCHANDISE UP AND DOWN TILL ITS JUST RIGHT) AND FINALLY COPY AND PASTE (NO EXPLANATION NECESSARY, IF NEEDED YOURE NOT GETTING THE JOB) LMFAO


*TACKLES YOU TO THE GROUND....EXAMINES THE MERCHANDISE * NOW WHAT DOES LIL OLE ME DO NEXT I'LL LET Y'ALL DECIDE



IF I LET YOU GOBBLE GOBBLE ME UP...WILL YOU STILL HAVE ANY ROOM FOR TURKEY?!?! THAT IS THE 1 MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION..LMFAO

LOOKING FOR A "SEXY SIDEKICK"..MUST KNOW HOW 2 USE HIS SPECIAL ABILITIES(BE VERY VERY CUDDLY♥) HAVE A GOOD GRIP TO NEVER LET ME GO!(HOLD HANDS♥)AND FINALLY KNOW HOW TO HANDLE "SERIOUS SITUATIONS"(BE SWEETER THEN PIE ♥)LMAO..MWAH!♥


TO ALL THE "LOSERS" WHO EITHER ARE DESPERATE OR ARE PLAIN AZZ "LOSERS" THAT RESIDE ON FUBAR IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE OR YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A "LOSER" TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES TO BACK OFF I'M SORRY BUT YOURE A "LOSER" AND BASICALLY NOT MY PROBLEM!!!!!




♥ HEY YOU NORMAL MEN ON HERE????!!!?! DO YOU E.X.I.S.T. IF YOU DO THEN LET'S GET NAKKI TOGETHER LMFAO ..SO JOKING!!!! HEEHEE ♥