http://www.GlitterMaker.com/ - Free Glitter Graphics Well i'm 21!! I'm a typical 21 yr old... I work at CVS Pharamacy.. as a Pharmacy Tech. I love to listen to music, go to movies.. (mostly rent now though to damn expensive..) anyway and hang out with my friends.. Not a fan of the club scene not my thing.. not a big fan of talking about my self.. When the subject is aproached in a conversation then I feel i'm able to give out the info.. I am in a relationship.. Just a little funny thing..! Hey guys imagine getting this from your girlfriends dad or mom? Application for Permission to Date My Daughter NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, school history, job history, ancestral lineage, DMV printout, and a current medical report from your doctor. NAME______________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH______________ HEIGHT____________ WEIGHT_____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________ SOCIAL SECURITY ..___________________ DRIVERS LICENSE ..________________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES______________________________________________ HOME ADDRESS__________________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP_____ Do you have ONE male and ONE female parent? ___________________________ If NO, please explain ____________________________________________ Number of years they have been married ________________________________ If less than your age, explain ________________________________________ Do you own a van? _____________A truck with oversized tires?___________ A waterbed?_____________A pickup with a mattress in the back?__________ A condom?_______________Pornography?_______________Do you have an earring,nose ring, or a belly button ring? ________A tattoo?___________ (IF YES TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES) In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you?_______________________ In 50 words or less, what does DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER, mean to you? _______________________________________________________________________ In 50 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you?_________________ Church you attend ______________________________________________________ How often you attend ___________________________________________________ When would be the best time to interview your: father? _____________ priest? _______________ mother? _____________ parole officer? _______ Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential. A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be: _____________________________________________________________________ B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: _____________________________________________________________________ C: A woman's place is in the:________________________________________ D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: _____________________________________________________________________ E: When I first meet a girl, the thing I notice about her first is: ____________________________________________________________________ NOTE: if answer E begins with T or A, discontinue. Leaving premises keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised. What do you want to do IF you grow up? ______________________________ _____________________________________________________________________ What is the current going rate of a hotel room? _____________________ Condoms come in packages of (circle one) A: 3 B: 6 C: 9 D: 12 E: ALL OF THE ABOVE How do you know?_____________________________________________________ I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE. _______________________________________ Signature (that means sign your name, moron) Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing black shirts and white ties carrying violin cases (you might want to watch your back). Have a nice day.

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