53 Year Old
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Male
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From Seneca, SC·
Joined on February 27, 2011
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on September 16th
·13 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
53 Year Old
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Male
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From Seneca, SC·
Joined on February 27, 2011
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on September 16th
·13 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
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I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie.
Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven.
I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet. I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
53 Year Old
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Male
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From Seneca, SC·
Joined on February 27, 2011
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on September 16th
·13 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
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The laws of physics do not apply to me.
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