A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon. All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink.The bartender serves him and asks,"Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse on the butt?" The cowboy says,"It's 'cause I got chapped lips." The bartender asks,"Does manure help them heal?" Cowboy replies,"No, but it keeps me from licking them."
