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47 Year Old · Male · From Trenton, OH · Joined on January 10, 2007 · Born on December 4th · 1 referrals joined! · 2 different people have a crush on me!
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47 Year Old · Male · From Trenton, OH · Joined on January 10, 2007 · Born on December 4th · 1 referrals joined! · 2 different people have a crush on me!
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Well, im not a negative person, but i do love to complain. it can be about anything, even if i dont have a certain feeling toward something, i'll play devils advocate. and its all just to get a laugh or two. so,,,here is a list of things i cannot stand, or that just annoy me. First off, i hate the guy that created those lil shorts that go under mini-skirts, terrorists, people that talk to there dog in that high pitched voice, people that stay in relationships when they're unhappy just because they're comfortable, obnoxious drunks, obnoxious people in general, michigan fans, bad singers, they way hollywood gets an idea and everyone copies it over and over and over, the same way with music,,,i used to like rap music but over the past few years i mean really,,,what the freak, white people that actually think they are black, people that thought the steelers tried to tear carson palmers knee intentionaly, that person that no matter how exciting your story is,,,will always one up you, when girls walk with their heads down and act like they dont see you, how girls seem to only like the tall skinny guys, poker, cards in general, people who get all wrapped up in celebrities lives,,,lets face it, they dont care when you break up with your bf/gf,,,so why do you care about them, that 55 day lay off before the national title game (can anyone say playoff system), the way the word great is over used when reffering to an athlete, nuclear weapons, bad breath, hairy bodies(even the bit i have), fat back(when a girls back sticks out farther than her butt), our judicial system, how our country wants to help everyone else,,,but cant fix the problems of our own, taxes, snow, people that wont work to earn anything and just want it handed to them, when my nintendo wont work, over priced food, how celebrities only date other celebrities and wont come and date me, taco bell, rapist, injuries that affect my workout, pediphiles, hunger, disease, oprah, tom cruise, angelina joli, madonna(these people because its one thing to help out and do things for people,,,but do you really have to tell us about it in an hour long special,,,we all know you have money), when the store has 75 check out lanes and only 3 are open, people who say get er done, puking, bad lighting, girls who think they're tough and can beat up guys, arrogance, no service on the cell phone, well fare(the way its abused), our immigration laws, dependancy on foriegn oil, stupidity, when people walk to close to me, bad kissers, fake fingernails, when you go to a fast food restaraunt and ask for ketchup and they give you 2 packets .....and thats enough for now, be sure to tune in for more of my complaints

47 Year Old · Male · From Trenton, OH · Joined on January 10, 2007 · Born on December 4th · 1 referrals joined! · 2 different people have a crush on me!
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The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69
Do you like it rough or sensual?: depends on the mood
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: opposite,,,but 2 of the opposite is better
How often do you like to have sex?: as often as possible,,,but that doesnt seem to happen enough
Is sex a top priority for you?: not really, but it stays on my mind,,,constantly
Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: alot of the time,,,its intense
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: well,,,its been a few years,,,lifes seemed to have slowed just a bit
How do you feel about one night stands?: they are what they are
How many one night stands have you had?: now thats kinda personal
What's your favorite position?: you on top,,,reverse cowgirl is nice
Where's your favorite place to have sex?: anywhere and everywhere
Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: they each have their place
Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: nope
How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: i like to go at it till she says "fuck me"
Do you get off first or do they?: lol,,,depends on what kind of day im having, prefferably after shes does a few times
Do you like kissing during sex?: yup
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: a little, im quiet,,,
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: i like the loudness
Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: boobs dont matter at all
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 16
How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?: 0,,,its drought season
What does your favorite fore-play include?: kissing n licking
Do you ever play with yourself during the act?: no need, its full up soon as i kiss a girl,lol
Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?: randoms,,,cause i've never had a constant girl
Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?: yea,,,she said it hurt, so we didnt continue
When and where was your wildest sex ever?: hamiltonian parking lot, on hood of a car, during a reception, a few years ago
What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?: 3 girls and me, in vegas or at a beach resort
Have you ever done porn?: i've made a few videos
Have you ever have sex for money?: i wish i could get paid for it
Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: nope
Is the sex still good when your cheating?: never cheated
During sex... what are you thinking about?: when it comes to my dick action,,,all i can think about is the pussy
Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?: top, gotta get my stroke started right
How many positions do you like to do during one episode?: it dont matter, as long as things dont get boring or repetitive
Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?: everyday all day
Could you live without sex?: i am right now,lol
How often do you find sex boring?: i've had like 3 bad boring partners
How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: its totaly up in the air,,,changes everytime
Do you like to perform oral sex?: i do now,,,used to never do it,,,only 3 girls ever
Do you like to recieve oral sex?: most def
Have you ever taped yourself in the act?: a few times,,,all have been erased,,,by me,,,but im ready to make some new ones if i can find a taker
Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: 4 1/2 3 somes,,,that 1/2 is a funny story, just ask
Have you ever had interracial sex?: yup, she was my first
Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?: yea, kinda
Have you ever had sex while at work?: nope,,,but i need to find a job where i can
Have you ever had sex while at school?: did everything, except that
What is something that you would never consider doing?: a dude
Have you ever had sex on drugs?: if beer is a drug,,,then im guilty
Would you ever have sex in public?: already have
What's your biggest turn on?: girls girls girls girls
Do you spit or swallow?: i dont get down like that
How many times have you gotten off in one night?: 2
Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: been there
Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?: 2nd best friend
Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?: no, not cool
Do you ever have sex in the shower?: i have, its been a long time ago tho
What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?: define weird
What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: i was 25, she was 19
Do you feel your up to par in bed?: probably not right now, im outta prctice
Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?: i hope so, my man hef is still doin it
What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: long funny story,,,just ask
How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?: depends on your mental state, tough question
Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?: whatever the situation needs
Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?: no way
Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?: a cruise ship
What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?: parking lot ontop of the hood
Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?: sure do,,,only done it once in the passenger seat tho
Do you were protection as often as you should?: pretty much so
Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?: almost, but i past my test,lol
If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?: when i was 19, she was 16
Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: younger,,,girls my age seem uptight
What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)?: dont matter, i like you just the way you are
Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?: i tied, and been tied up, nothing over the top tho
Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?: do i have to answer this
Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: yea,,,she knows who she is
If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?: well,,,salma hyak, jennifer aniston, jessica beil, roslyn sanches, eva mendez, ava longoria, shakira, mya, cassie(the singer), j lo, halle berry, scarlet johanson, natalie portman, mila kunis, that one girl at the mall, jessica alba, and you,,,just to name a few
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