Fuck head with no life. I live off the government because my mental status is very whack and society does not trust me to have a real life.
I enjoy watching zombies walk around. I also enjoy watching zombies getting their heads blown off on a freshly painted stone wall behind them. I am good at pissing in the toilet with out making a sound. I am Very good at pissing in the toilet with out getting a drip on the rim! I am the only one who lives here so why does this woman who comes over now and than yell about me having the seat up? Wouldn't it be proper if she returned the seat back to it's up right position when she is finished?
I love drugs, psychology, psychiatry, biology, and astronomy. I do practice my faith which is Catholicism. OOOOOOO Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! Get a life if you hate me for this. I don't push my beliefs on to anyone. Your lucky if I bring it up ONCE.
I spot UFOs off the coast of Lake Erie on a Daily/ Nightly basis. That's because I don't know what the hell the name of the jets are that fly up there. No I have seen some questionable "lights". Probably some kids messing around with flashlights 25 miles out in the Lake. Technology.
I like to Cold Water Extract Caffeine and sell it on the Street for cold hard cash! Sometimes I will stick around to smell the entire life span of my farts. Something about my own gas keeps me hanging around, why is that? I feel bad reading the Bible and taking a dump at the same time.