Today is I love you day!!I LOVE YOU! Send to 7 people you love dearly whether it's friendship love or real love. If you get 5 back your spoiled!__________, .-'Y _^-,______, .-'^H E , -^_^-, .._, .-'^ R S , .-^_______..|_.. H E , .-^____________k__.., .-^________________i________________________ss________________________kis_______________________skiss_______________________kissk______________________isskiss____________________kisskisskis__________________skisskisskisski________________sskisskisskisskissk______________isskisskisskisskisskiss____________kisskisskisskisskisskisskis_________skisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss_______kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskissk______isskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss______kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskis_______skisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskis~*~*~YOU'VE JUST BEEN KISSED~*~*~
I have always liked #13, Fri 13th & Mondays, if others have bad luck it leaves the good luck for me. Never had any luck with #7 and such but do like #69, never had much luck with 69 either but still like it, ops, that’s another story, lolLast November Monday fell on the 13th. I was driving home from work at 2 AM, it was cold and the snow was blowing, not a good night to be out. I saw a hitch hiker up the road, I stopped to pick him up, (that’s the way its done in the Midwest, lol). Ops, make that a her, a beautiful lil thing around 32/38. What a hot babe. She jumps in, smiles, takes her coat off and away we go. 30 miles to town, plenty of time to get to know her with the bad roads slowing us down. I ask her where she is from. “Roswell NM, my family moved there way back in 1947, it took a long time to adapt to the way they do things there, but we are doing fine now“, she says with the sweetest smile you ever did see. And before that? See said with a wink, “A planet very, very far away, you would never believe me“. OK, sure, an alien, lol, this girl is sweet but she has to be high, that’s cool. Her eyes get kind of a shine and she slides over close to me. I can feel an exciting heat coming off her body, wow. It must have been like that new date rape drug girls are using now, what’s it called, oh yeah, beer. I ask her if she has any birth control, she grins and says, no, I don’t need it, girls don’t get pregnant where I come form, bitch is high as a kite, wow, WOW, WWOOOWW. What a night!!For about two weeks I have been kind of sick, when I get up in the morning mostly, wife teases about having morning sickness. Kept getting worse so I went to the Dr. last Thursday for tests, just got the results back to day. Guys, don’t trust women no mater where they are from, That alien bitch knocked me up, I’m f**king pregnant.Sorry, but it is Monday, lol
happy birthday hon
