I cannot lie, I am an assaholic and I have no plans of recovering. I find the female body to be both a pleasure to behold and a torture of my soul. If only women would not get so upset by a simple pat on the backside. While I can enjoy a woman for her piercing eyes, soft supple skin, tossled hair, bouncing chest, or long sensual legs, it is always the hips, thighs and curves of a sweet rounded derriere that capture my attention. I am a fully licensed asstrologist and if you require my services for a fair and balanced evaluation of your badonkadonk, please feel free to display your moneymaker to me. I am bound by my Hipsocratic oath to never betray the patient/doctor relationship so please be assured your pics are safe with me. Thank you.