word 2 tho - huh...my name is kevin...i am a 18 year old goddamn liberal piece of teenage delinquent shit...i play bass and sing for a jam band called fishgawd...im on probation for just eleven more months for a grandtheft auto charge,MIP,open container,third degree theft,three counts of taking stolen property over state lines,and attempting to leave the country with stolen property in a stolen vehicle...i got 16 months probation ,200 hours of community service and and four months out patient drug rehab...thank god for brian lockwood(your a great lawyer dude)...i just think its a pretty broad topic to write something as open-ended as "About ME:"...so i'm just kind of bull-shitting my way through this...um...my favorite things are reading,writing music,listening to music,hallucinating,listening to music while hallucinating,methol cigarettes(preferabley Newport 100's),exotic teas,sex,sipping on exotic teas during sex,puffin one down,playing live and recording music,deep philosophical talks,new socks,inwardly questioning the meaning of life and the possiblity(s)of what the afterlife(if there i one)could be like and wondering if i'll ever get the answers,pizza,talking to my reflection in the mirror,cracking my knuckles,independant films,independant girls,watching independant movies with independant girls,poetry,chinese food,back massages,head,walking my dogs,road trips,new shoes,going into crowded hallways and farting and leaving quickly before the smell hits the and then watching them accusing each other as i watch from afar,sleeping in,staying up late,going to the chiropractor even if i cant spell it, illicit substances,nice teeth,camping,people with funny accents,kittens and puppies,incence,really worn-in soft clothes,beef jerky,true homies,comfy chairs and beds,pepsi(well really just soda in general),captain mogan,captain morgan and pepsi on the rocks,volkswagons(a want one of the new vw rabbits so bad),ninja swords,cartoons,cheese cake,carrot cake,really just cake in general,well i guess just baked goods all-together,taking pictures that i never actually develop,vidya games on the sega genesis,good lighting,stories from really REALLY old people,pushing mute on the tv remote and humoristically talking over soap operas(especially the spanish soaps),making up my own words,takin a wiz,cheese,cheese-wiz,whip-its,comedians,chocolate,burning things,looking up naughty words in the dictionary,payday,my birthday,friday,saturday,wierd hats,collecting rare vinals and concert posters and concert tee shirts,sattilite radio(they finally got something right),cell phones that are turned off,rooting for the under dog,day dreaming about what the future may hold,those squishy toilet seats,hot tubs,sex in the shower(its uber-clean!),trying to save the world,great big slides that end in swimming pools,making art out of odds and ends(i especially like to make collages),holding someone warm though the whole night,fire crackers,water balloon fights,ovaltine chocolate milk,shopping for new guitars,shopping for a new piece of ass(when i'm single),going to the head shops,concerts,ernie novembers,sneaking out in the night(when i dont get caught),keeping my finger and toenails short,being a show-off,any thing free,garage sales,second hand stores,vacations,the december 25th gift-exchange,buffets,techno-but only under the propers circumstances and head change,not having to do the dishes,my couch...the most comfortable couch ever in the world ever,my pets-buddog(one quarter siberian husky,one quarter german sheppard,and half english sheep dog)he looks like master splinter from the teenage mutant ninja turtles,fu manchu-pitbull,and friend-the kitty(UPDATE:friend was run over R.I.P),keeping my downunda' trimmed,planning on going to collage at the art institute of seattle and majoring in record production,strobe lights,black lights,bic lighters,having dirty fanstacies about people,steak dinners,the cold side of the pillow, girls with NATURAL red hair,getting pierced,old people with interesting stories from "back in the day", and tons of other shit...i really doubt anyone will bother to read this far anyway....