5.if you consider a 40 oz of bud breakfast. 4.if you woke up this mornin with 2 topless blondes and this isn't the first time that's happened this week. 3.if you're starting to be one with the "hangover". 2.if you are really starting to believe you can fly. And the #1 way to tell if you're a partier is you're reading this. Cuz there was not ever really a doubt in your mind that you were was there!
