♥ This is perfect..Plz read it all ♥LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP"NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do whenthe only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry? Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them. Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end. Most people walk in and out of your life, but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.
HOW TO MAKE LOVEIngredients:4 Laughing eyes4 Well-shaped legs4 Loving arms2 Firm milk containers2 Nuts1 Fur-lined mixing bowl1 Firm bananaDirections:1. Look into laughing eyes.2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out untilwell creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and coverwith nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften,repeat 4 steps 3-5Notes:1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefullybefore and after use.2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.3. If cake rises, leave town.Send this to:0 people- your love life will be shit7 people- you will have a sweet love life and good sex8 or more people- you will find the perfect love
Message Of The DayToo often,we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures.Remember,when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but,it only takes 4Muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the fucker in the head.
Happy Monday* YOU HAVE BEEN SPANKED * Pass on the paddle ... send this on to your friends see who spanks ya back.1 - 3 = tease4 - 7 = playful8 -12 = toy13-.. = call me
